Gay Rape Ignorer Alberto Gonzales Still Employable
 
 

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Remember when George W.'s Attorney General Alberto Gonzales ignored sexual abuse allegations from Texas teens in a juvenile detention facility? And he tried to cover it up? And he went so far as to hint that maybe these young boys were actually enjoying it? It was something straight out of Sleepers. And it was — depending on whether you listen to Gonzales' supporters or detractors — among the reasons Gonzales resigned two years ago. (Some might say it was because Gonzales led the firing squad against anti-GOP U.S. attorneys.) But now Gonzo has found a new job. At a school. Of higher education.

At Texas Tech University, Gonzales will be teaching a junior level "special topics" seminar called "Contemporary Issues in the Executive Branch." What are the over-unders on whether such contemporary issues will include whether it's okay for the White House to authorize detainees be subjected to forced simulated gay sex?

 
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No. 1 · osocubano

He better not act too Mexican…

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm
No. 2 · M Shane

A technical course in "Contemporary Issues in the Executive Branch"

Aside from cleaning toilets, in a drag bar, I can't think of anything more appropriate. Just where he belongs, in a technical college teaching something irrelivant to anything that anyone there would take an interest in; He should be fairly harmless.
At least he should have a full house of red necked hillbillies.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 1:31 pm
No. 3 · HayYall

I suppose he'll be bringing copious notes to his lectures as he can't seem to remember shit.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
No. 4 · Fitz

Junior college is a great position: no research pressure, to writing pressure, no legacy kids. The only solace is that he is in Texas, America's infected anal wart.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 2:17 pm
No. 5 · carly

This guy should be disbarred and in jail not teaching our kids. There is a related post at http://iamsoannoyed.com/?page_id=588

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm
No. 6 · dvlaries

Sure. Why not?

What's strange about this in a nation that just spent an entire week mourning and then burying a pedophile with all the pomp and focus due some revered head of state?

After that, how is an unapprehended criminal-turned-college professor any big deal?

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
No. 7 · Vinman

@HayYall: LOL!

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
No. 8 · Ashamed Texan

As a student at TTU, this is sad. Why the administration has chosen to tarnish our good name by hiring crazy, know nothings who were fired (or were ran out) is beyond me. And I concur with Vinman's LOL. ;)

However, to the other posters: check your facts. It is A) not a junior college. If you bothered to read the article well you would know this. And B) though this is the weird one, it isn't so much a technological college either.

Just because we don't live in the vaunted east coast doesn't mean we're all hillbillies.

Posted: Jul 9, 2009 at 1:15 am
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