Gay Side Effects…
Carrie Fisher lets it all out in her new memoir, especially when it comes to ex-husband, the talent agent Bryan Lourd, who left Fisher for another man: “He told me later that I had turned him gay . . . by taking codeine again. And I said, ‘You know, I never read that warning on the label.’ I thought it said ‘heavy machinery,’ not homosexuality – turns out I could have been driving those tractors all along!’” [NY Post]
Geez, if that’s the case, my ex’s drinking and cocaine usage should have made me hetero! Didn’t work that way, though, nor would I want it to.
Damn, the guy can’t even take responsibility for who he chooses to sleep with! Are there REALLY that many self-loathing homos out there? Sad.
FYI: They were never married, though they have apparently referred to each other as husband and wife upon occasion.