Gay Site Puts Daddy’s Money Where Kept Boy’s Mouth Is

Good news for moneyed geezers and gold digging twinks: a new gay dating website goes live today: Gay Arrangement.

Marketing guru Lucy McGoldrick (ha!) celebrates the symbiotic site’s launch:

Sugar Daddy sites have been around for while but we wanted to create a site exclusively for the gay marketplace. Let’s be honest; it’s human nature to desire someone attractive and perhaps younger than oneself, or to hope someone will spoil you rotten. Gay Arrangement makes this possible without any awkwardness. It’s a simple concept and is already proving extremely popular. The feedback we’ve had from the gay community has been excellent.

One satisfied daddy exclaimed, “My kept boy’s the hooker that keeps on giving!” Said boy would have replied, but he’d stuffed his mouth with caviar covered cock. And, miraculously, showed no signs of awkwardness! What a pro.