Remember Gay Speak, our serial ode to the words lobbed so generously at or by gay people, to or about gay people? We sure do. It’s like a burning flame in our already flaming hearts. How can we not adore the flippant series of postings that brought us lingual jewels such as rump wrangler, chutney ferret – a phrase that’s wrong on so many levels – pole smoker and the rest?
Jim (whoever you are), you amazed us with a venerable triumverate of offerings: sperm burper (still gross), sword swallower, and pillow biter. You’re a hungry one, aren’t ya?
But, we digress.
The point is that Gay Speak is back! We expect you to blow your colloquial load all over the show. We know you sickos have some new ones for us, so let’s hear ’em. And to up the ante, whomever we deem has the most inappropriate, obscenely funny word, phrase, or action will win a very special prize of an indeterminate nature.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
For those whose psyches haven’t been totally warped by the classic gay speak, click the tag to catch up. Once you’ve done that, jump in and join the fun!
Barry Grubs
My personal favorite:
Cum Belching Gutter Slut
douggreen
My personal favorite that has so many applications is “professional homosexual†Example #1: covered with tattoos, multiple body piercings, hair and clothing that won’t allow them to work anywhere but for a gay or “Alternative†Business. Example #2: Poked preened and prodded into clothing that was meant for some one 20 years younger and can’t work anywhere but retail. Example #3: Large penis, atrophied brain, heels that won’t stay down and can’t quit talking about their sense of entitlement. Example #4: Porn producing sleaze bag, publicly denouncing “unsafe†sex and recreational drugs while mining gay bars and gay events for youngsters to exploit with drugs and promises of “stardomâ€.
Sam Oyed
We can’t forget “Fudge Farmer.”
louis
how about sperm snot?
Georgie
I still like hot abs referred to as “cum gutters”
MT
I actually like a slight derivation of ‘cum gutters.’ My ex used to call my abs ‘cum canals.’
PJ
I’ve heard a variation of “cum belching gutter slut” which I like better…it’s “cum GUZZLING gutter slut”
Also, let us not forget the timeless “Turd burgler”
kevinsf
Fudge packer
Pecker Snot
Baby Batter
Eric
My favorite one to ever be called is by far:
Anal Spelunker
Wolf
The Latin-inclined may relate to ‘Bean Masher’, as in, ‘that hot gringo mashed my beans, but good!’
jim
Well, I can’t believe I don’t get the fabulous prize for grossing everyone out last time! Now I have to work extra hard to win this go ’round…
Brown eyed bum plumber
Mangina Muncher
Rump Ranger
Willie Wanker in the Chocolate Factory
Sack Lunch Lover
Thinks Outside the Box
prefers to drive down dirt roads
Balloon Knotts Berry Farm