Just as we always suspected, TSA employees have been using their x-ray powers for evil!
Two TSA agents from the Denver International Airport have been fired from their jobs after allegedly using those creepy x-ray scanners to hand select men to grope.
The employees’ names have not been released, so we’ll just call them Perv #1 and Perv #2.
Perv #1 is a gay male and Perv #2 is a female. According to police, whenever a man he thought was attractive stepped into the x-ray scanner, Perv #1 would signal Perv #2, who would rig the machine to flag the traveler, thus requiring a government-sanctioned molestation enhanced pat down.
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Perv #1 would then lead his victim into a private area, where he would grope his privates with the palm of his hand (TSA guidelines mandate that all screenings be conducted with the back of the hand) before sending him on his merry way.
It is believed “roughly a dozen” men fell victim to the scheme, which began all the way back in November.
“These alleged acts are egregious and intolerable,” a TSA spokesman said. “All allegations of misconduct are thoroughly investigated by the agency. And when substantiated, employees are held accountable.”
Perv #2 reportedly confessed to the plot, but the Denver District Attorney’s Office says it will not be pressing charges “because there was no reasonable likelihood of conviction and no victim had been identified.”
Of course, this isn’t the first time TSA employees have been accused of getting handy with male travelers. In 2012, a former U.S. Air Force officer wrote to his local Congressman after he claims he was molested at an Orlando Airport when a TSA agent “shoved his genitals to one side in order to ensure ‘it really is your crotch.’”
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Tim Parker
I always opt out of the scanners. Cheaper than a lap dance.
Michael Jarboe
Someone’s gotta do it
Shavit Liron
Jose Marco Amante, idk why but I thought of u
Ryan Ellis
Ewe
RIGay
God Bless… my job really sucks.
Gnatkip Carpenter
gross
Sean Sullivan
Where is he half way through the flight when my junk actually needs rearranging?
Clark35
Creepy. THIS is why they hate us.
Jeff Bruggeman
Are the unattractive guys complaining again!?!
charwegl
@Michael Jarboe: someone’s gotta do what? Fucking molest people? No, they don’t.
HectorFabian Torres
I would get fired for doing the same haha …
Alan Arthur Anglin
Don’t TSA already grope people for a living, he’s just doing his job
NoCagada
@Ryan Ellis: No…it’s about humans…
Bob LaBlah
At San Francisco International Airport in Jan., 2011 I had a run in with a frustrated, humorless blob of a lesbian who had the nerve to tell me I had no “reasonable” cause to ASK what the hell was her problem the way she stared at our group as we were passing thru that damn x-ray machine. She calls over her boss, who rolled his eyes at the ceiling when he saw (obviously once again) that it was this humorless blob having a run-in with a bunch of gay men. So help me I could NOT see that girl smiling during sex nor even when the climatic “moment” came. Yes, that’s just how frustrated she looked. Jowls being passed off for cheeks…..the whole nine yards. Doris Ziffell had nothing on her.
onthemark
What does TSA stand for?:
Testicle Searchers of America
Too Stupid for Arby’s
Touching Sensitive Areas
Thousands Standing Around
Take Stuff Away
Tough Sh*t, America!
Toddlers Stripped Also
Thigh Strokers Anonymous
Thirty Second Assault
Trying to Stop Airtravel
Taxpayer Supported Assault
Trampling Servile Americans
Trains: Suggested Alternative
Trampling Several Amendments
Terrorists Succeeded? Assuredly!
Jeffrey Gordon
Wonders why he is always being pulled for extra screenings. At least before I turned 30 that is.
Javier Lara
Al Chapdelaine
Marian Daniel
Lool
o.codone
hey, i’m carrying a weapon. find it, please.
Glücklich
Oh my god CLEAR is so worth it.
Giancarlo85
Well, I was going to say this would damage the TSA’s reputation… but what reputation lol? And to consider I nearly went through with the paperwork to work with them… ugh. Glad I didn’t.
Bruce Hale
Surprised he was fired in todays society. A christian sure not a gay. Your a homophobe if you disagree with with thier community in any way. There will be backlash, maybe they’ll boycott airports, or government, LOL
Robert Young
Which airport again?
Anthony Buyny
This would never have happened in the old days at NSA or CIA. The polygraph would have weeded them out.
David Jones
Since when does the TSA allow opposite sex screenings?? All I’ve ever seen/heard is “Male assist on 6”
Paco
Why are the names being withheld? I doubt a simple loss of employment will change his predatory behavior in the future.
Tim McLaughlin
It was Actually A female Agent…
Teresa Bright
They should get elderly women to frisk the men. Most have gone through menopause and have no desire for sexual contact. I, and many of my neighbors, are those same women. (Insert Jimmy Fallon voice EW) lol
Ed Hart
‘Groping roughly’ every headline has a grabby bit.
Ron King
Sweet…so they’re hiring.
DistingueTraces
He groped roughly a dozen.
He groped gently just one.
Tracy Pope
Gay TSA Agent Canned For Groping “Roughly (long pause) A Dozen” Attractive Male Passengers.
seaguy
If the agent is cute then it would not be so bad.
John Rodak
Sean Laughrey
Christiaan Scott
fucking faggots in fagarado
Mark Cuaresma
alway some ~nut job somewere~!! gezzz people got No sham~!!!
Glücklich
@ Bruce Hale Come now…complete the circle and add a “you people” statement to your rant.
Debra Hartmann
I traveled through this airport in February, and didn’t care for it…it is TOO big and the workers tend to NOT give a sh@t…they changed gates on me and then were upset because I was still waiting at the wrong gate. I told them I could not hear the overhead, two workers (the ones that had originally told me to wait at that gate) were standing right there the whole time…but, then they acted like I was stupid…I barely made it to the other gate in time. I was extremely p.o.’ed, to say the least.
Dan Dockery
Hey, at least it didn’t happen at San Francisco Airport!
Craig Marker
lol
Gene Hoopengardner
DAMM! I should have got in his line 🙁
Ron Parsons
I went through his line 3 times and he never touched me! Wait..um. Damn! ð???
Clark35
This is why they hate us.
Andrew
This has happened to me twice at San Jose Airport. Both times it was older Asian men. The second time it happened I started moaning really loudly. When he was done I looked him in the eye and was like “That was fun. Next time at least buy me dinner first.” then I turned around and walked away. The guy was visibly sweating and shaking as he was “patting” me down. I have never felt so gross and violated in my life. These guys need to get a hobby.
Jaroslaw
I’m sure there are cases of excessive groping, but what do you suppose terrorists would do once they know it is “off limits” for TSA employees to do vigorous pat downs? They would hide things in the genital area. Drug mules already hide stuff in the ass or swallow condoms full of drugs then tied in knots.
I read the UK mirror online quite a bit and the endless complaints are almost always from Americans. There was A youtube type video about a young woman on drugs. She mouthed off and gave the finger to the judge. Guess who hollered about “free speech rights” and how the judge was such a bully because he asked her to take her situation seriously? Americans. Not the Brits. Amazing how bad behavior is not only tolerated but applauded by many in the USA. No wonder our country is falling apart.