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Gays Don’t Really Want Marriage. They Want to Nuke the USA

Did you know that you actually don’t want to get married? You just want to destroy American values! All that fighting — in Maine and Washington this month, in California and Connecticut and and Massachusetts before — is just because you’re out of work and have so much time on your hands to dedicate to bringing down Christian America. Whew, thank you Pat Robertson, for preaching the truth!

(via MM)

By:           editor editor
On:           Oct 21, 2009
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  • 21 Comments
    • Jayson
      Jayson

      Oh, just die already, you old fool!

      Oct 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PopSnap
      PopSnap

      I think that George Bush Sr. was born in the wrong year, or possibly taken forward in time by space aliens. I can only make the hypothesis that his actual birth date was 1890, or something?

      That way, the fucking relic could be saying shit like, “The negro really doesn’t want to vote, they just want to undermine white tradition.”

      Oct 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PopSnap
      PopSnap

      Nevermind, this is actually Pat Robertson. They both look and act alike in many respects.
      Whatever a bigots a bigot is a bigot.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vo Dong Cung
      Vo Dong Cung

      They against LGBT at altimes be cause they are afraid their “Holly Bible” worthless

      Oct 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 780
      780

      The traditional moral values of America? I never knew what they were to begin with, and furthermore, whenever I did hear them spoken of they were inevitably from the lips of people such as Robertson.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • twee insipid indie bitch
      twee insipid indie bitch

      @ Vo

      I think you’re right. The bible is worthless, but not as worthless to someone who uses it to wield self-righteous indignation.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anyway
      Anyway

      I have Pat Robertson to thank, in part, for coming to terms with my sexuality.

      One day on the 700 Club back in 1994, his sidekick went on a riff, addressing people who might have homosexual temptations.

      She looked into the camera, and quite sincerely spoke about how God doesn’t want you to be miserable and depressed. And she was right: He doesn’t. Everything about her plea was spot on, except for the conclusion.

      It was a timely message to hear. I was 22 and lonely. And thank God I had the independence of mind to see past the ignorant suggestions at the end.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YellowRanger
      YellowRanger

      With all the celebrity deaths this year, why the hell can’t this bigoted fossil be one of them?

      DJ AM? Dead at 36. Pat Robertson? Alive and well, pushing 80.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      Why does anyone in America listen to this traitor? He and Jerry Fallwell were ranting on TV that America deserved to be attacked on 911, even while people were desperately digging in the rubble in New York and at the Pentagon looking for possible survivors. This man hates America, hates Americans and wishes us harm. His actions during a time of true crisis exposed him for the traitor that he is.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dick Mills
      Dick Mills

      He does look like he is at least 3 days dead, but the corpse just won’t stop blabbering. But, didn’t that spokeswhore with him just get divorced? That sounds to me like SHE doesn’t want to be MARRIED a hell of a lot more than I don’t. And that she’s doing a lot more to DESTROY the “institution” of marriage than anything that anyone else is.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HayYall
      HayYall

      I’ve got my finger on the trigger

      Love is in control!

      I’ve got my finger on the trigger

      I ain’t lettin’ go

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James P. P.
      James P. P.

      I had no idea. I’m so behind. I have so much work to do….

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeoffM
      GeoffM

      @ James P.P.: ROFL, ditto.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Just in time for Haloween!! A talking Skeleton!!!! If you ever want to see just how dangerous this old windbag is watch his 700 club show. He hoodwinks blitheing idiots to tithe a guaranteed percentage of their annual income to his “religion”. These poor hilbillies who don’t have a pot to pee in are so eager to board this lunatics crazy train figuring they will reap tremendous rewards by tithing to this crazed skeleton…….

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JR
      JR

      & who is that offensive bitch propping up that near-dead puppet??? Did she just ‘three snaps up & down’ all over us??? Oh no she di’en’!!! GURL… I WILL CUT YOU!

      OY VEY! Somebody has already taken my Skelator costume idea for Halloween! I guess it’s back to the Travelocity Gnome for me…

      Remember, there has to be a villain in order for there to be a hero! And yes, evil never dies, but it does look like hell even with all that television makeup on!

      KENAHORA… PU-PU-PU!!!!

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      Vo Dong Cung wrote, “They against LGBT at altimes be cause they are afraid their ‘Holly Bible’ worthless.” The Pat Robertson types are so much against LGBT people because feeding existing cultural prejudices is a good way of pumping up those all important ratings, not to mention donations from gullible viewers.
      It has nothing to do with the Bible, or “God Almighty”, but rather “The Almighty Dollar”.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Attmay
      Attmay

      No. 9, John: You have it exactly right. Pat Robertson is an American Osama bin Laden. You don’t have to strap bombs to your chest and ululate to be a terrorist.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stone
      Stone

      What a load of horse manure! This is not 1936! As they said in the old days ( Remember Mr. Robertson?) “The times..they are a changing”. If heterosexuals can get married and divorced as many times as they wish..and if Catholics can get an ANULLMENT to state they were never even married, why is it the religious right is always perpetrating that gays are a harm to society? In a world when many politicians, celebrities, and even preists are bringing down their own moral and societal fibers…its ludricrous for stagnant bigots like Mr. Robertson to even attempt to continue an antiquated and extremely bigotted stance. The days of “scare them” into mindlessness is over. The world is changing daily. Its time for Equal rights!

      P.S. Yes, Mr. Robertson…I DO want to marry my same sex partner of over 13 years. Heard that? I DO. I DO…deserve and want the same rights. I DO.

      http://www.twitter.com/TweetwithStone

      Oct 22, 2009 at 5:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sapphocrat
      Sapphocrat

      This, from the addled old sack of crap who thought it would be a nifty idea to drop a nuclear bomb (literally) on the U.S. State Department.

      http://edition.cnn.com/2003/US/10/09/robertson.state/

      P.S. Ditto Jayson.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KyleR
      KyleR

      So in a Judeo-Christian society Priests and Bishops molesting children and married men and women having affair is is completely acceptable and ok? But the Gays… Oh letting them get married, well; that’s just going to destroy our morals!!!

      Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      KyleR wrote, “So in a Judeo-Christian society Priests and Bishops molesting children and married men and women having affair is is completely acceptable and ok?” Not OK in a Judeo-Christian society, hence all the preaching about fornicators and adulterers. Besides, if you are selling a guilt trip, what better thing to make people feel guilty about than sex?

      As to some priests and bishops going after children, it is not OK either in a Judeo-Christian society but admitting it was possibly viewed as bad PR, and avoiding bad PR outweighed turning the miscreants over to the police. The Catholic Church learned the hard way that covering up crimes to avoid embarrassment can be a very expensive proposition, particularly if covered up in such a way that it lets the perpetrators commit still more crimes, once people find out and start suing for damages.

      Oct 23, 2009 at 3:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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