Gayville Will Never Be The Same
Underwear designer Andrew Christian. has the perfect solution for all the flat bottom boys: “flashback technology,” which works tirelessly to give your backseat a boost:
This underwear is essential gear for every guy. It features an invisible lifting support built into the seams of the underwear. The construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable cups or straps hidden inside. Most people can add up to 1/2 to 1 inches onto their current buttocks measurements helping them achieve a rounder fuller look with this amazing new feature.
Question: do these futuristic undies and similar slights count as false advertising?
Also, doesn’t that “after” ass look a little cartoonish?
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i think that the after ass my be the real ass, and the before ass is the photoshop hacked ass. i don’t think anyone’s ass is that completely flat. at least i hope not.
Grrrrr. This underwear isn’t exactly bearwear. The “large” size has a 33-34 inch waist. “Extra large” is 35-36. They don’t make it any larger. The only guys who will look good in this underwear will look good in any underwear. This is not an improvement on what nature has given you.
hahahahaha white people have flat asses. It must really suck to have a flat ass.
Arnie Botista has a fake pair of butt implant underwear like that. He would wear it to swim. What ever happened to that cute boy?
Dear Boston and Queen…
The concave ass is a very common body shape for Texas men. Don’t ask me why. It is something in the water.
Someday the Lifetime channel will do a movie of the week about us. It is sad to go through life without a butt. No one ever wants to fuck you, and you constantly have to pull up your jeans.
Just take a close look at Hank Hill.
Isn’t that EXACTLY like “Buns” from International Male 20 years ago?
My boyfriend has a near negative ass. Pants look a bit odd on him.
LOL that’s pretty funny, definitely should look into it!
There are whole days I go to the gym and just work “glutes.” A round butt is the product of nature or nurture, but not a “falsies” underwear! If the whole point is to look sexy, the after you get him home, he’s going to run when he sees that flat, Jell-O butt (and I’ve seen them, and I’ve run!!
So you load your skivvies with flashback outta your butt? Gross.
Out in the real world I always assume that the guys without flat asses are gay. It’s part of my gaydar assumptions. This will only make me wrong more often. And believe me, when the underwear comes off we can tell what’s real and what’s enhanced.
This reminds me of that ep of Queer as Folk (USA) where Micheal brought home the guy with the fake ass in his shorts :p
Yeah, I went home with a guy once and when he took off his underwear he TOOK OFF HIS ASS! There is no crane that could have lifted my limp cock at that point.
False advertising is not a turn on. If you know the truth, at least if it’s ugly (or flat) you can adjust and deal.