Who says so-called straight men can’t get bitchy? Our celeb-obsessed gender-fucked brother Mollygood passes on Page Six’s In Touch lifted gossip that George Clooney and romance object Fabio went head-to-head last Friday.
…Clooney and gal pal Sarah Larsen were having dinner at L.A. eatery Madeo next to Fabio and a group of women. All was well until one of Fabio’s pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop – prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch. Clooney then paid his check and left before finishing his meal.
According to another In Touch witness, Ron Marotto, “George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him…George was drinking…He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”
Huh? Oh…we get it: Fabio’s manager invoked George Clooney’s former money-maker, a show he hasn’t been on for seven years. A for effort, F for dated reference. Winner: George Clooney.
peter
is that a vat of boy butter that fabio has? i’d know that fist anywhere…
ggreen
WOW Two longtime rumored homosexuals that have the same agents/publicists. Get into a “fight†in front of a bunch of “witnesses†while both are in the company of “women†(beards). I guess these two are getting too much gay press coverage.
degan22
Think I might claim Fabio the winner of this one. Totally over GC.
ProfessorVP
George Clooney doesn’t possess the acting chops to pass as hetero, except maybe in the flyover states. As with David Copperfield, I don’t care how many supermodels he has paid. I mean dated.
thatguyfromboston
In a real tussle, I might go with Fabio, mostly because of the hair. I can see him flinging his tresses into Georges eyes enabling him to have his way with the temporarily blinded Clooney.
Nitesurf
Clooney finds it so implausible that someone might not be the least bit interested in taking HIS photo? What an egotistical asshole.
kamasutrajones
As much as I loathe and despise George Clooney, good for him! Fabio needs to go.
As for the Boy Butter, I believe that company was sent a cease and desist letter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter for co-opting their packaging. LOL