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George Michael’s Unsurprising Pot Arrest

Georgios Panayiotou, who you know better as George Michael, was arrested for pot possession and faces DUI charges. The arrest report will look nice next to his framed copy of summer’s paperwork, which details his Range Rover crash into a storefront. Ya know, I much prefer the “possessed by demons” excuse.

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