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Get Ready For Valentine’s Day: 10 Ideas For Single People

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I asked my single friends, “What are you doing on February 14th?” Many of the answers echoed this one: “Drinking too much sambucca, eating high-fat foods, and drunk-texting a few exes.”

That response was at least partially in jest, of course. But when you’re single, Valentine’s Day can be a real downer. Whether you’re happily unattached or desperately seeking Mr. or Ms. Right, all that crass commercialism and aggressive romance are loathsome reminders that there’s a party on February 14—and you’re not invited.

So you’ve surely heard advice like “buy yourself some nice chocolates and indulge in a bubble bath”—and that’s fine, but what if you want to do something a little less cliché? (Besides, you’ll find excellent prices on good chocolates on February 15—so wait!) Here are a few suggestions, along with some words of advice:

1. Want to earn a happy, satisfied glow? Find an organization to volunteer for on February 14 —no matter whether it’s a marriage-equality organization or an animal shelter, you’ll be adding love to the world. (A one-night stand may leave you feeling satisfied and glowing, too, of course—but why not do something philanthropic?)

2. Are you determined to spend next Valentine’s Day in a more romantic way? Devote the evening to thoughtfully filling out your online dating profile—explain what you mean by “masc,” for instance, and add pictures from this decade. (Ask a friend or two to help with your self-description.)

3. Want to make room in your life for love? A cluttered home can lead to a cluttered heart, so spend an evening making a clean sweep of closets, cupboards, bookshelves, and so on. Tossing self-help books that didn’t help is especially important.

4. Think you need to refocus and center? Consider a day-long cleansing juice fast (consult a medical professional first!). By dinner time, you won’t be thinking of affairs of the heart—it’ll be all about affairs of your more southerly organs.

5. Think love is horrific? Gather your single friends for a night of gruesome horror movies—start with the 1981 classic My Bloody Valentine (or even the 2009 remake).

6. Want to earn a year’s worth of gratitude? Offer to babysit for a couple with kids, gratis, on Valentine’s Day—so they can enjoy a romantic night out. As a bonus, spending time taking care of young children is often a great way to renew your enjoyment of being single.

ustv-looking-instagram-russell-tovey7. Want to meet new people? Throw a party or plan a night out with your single friends—and ask each guest to bring a single person whom most other guests don’t know yet. More and more people are treating Valentine’s Day as a sort of prom—it’s fun to hang out with friends if you haven’t got a date date.

8. Want to go out for a fun evening without all the hearts and flowers? Think dinner at Subway, and then maybe bowling.

9. Want to really get away from it all? Book a nice vacation to a place where Valentine’s Day is no big deal (Mongolia beckons!). Find somewhere to celebrate that instead.

10. Need to feel the love? Then share yours. Do something nice for someone who may be feeling blue around this holiday or just make low-key plans with one or two of your favorite people.


Hey, single folks! What are your plans for Valentine’s Day? Share them in the Comments section.

By:           Charles Purdy
On:           Feb 13, 2014
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  • 20 Comments
    • chub4bears
      chub4bears

      Will hold thebstuffed teddy bear I had as a child and fearfully remember the many times my heart has been shattered

      Feb 13, 2014 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • calista
      calista

      I’ll be doing dinner and a movie at home with three of my besties (2 single, one has a boyfriend that’ll be out of town). Pretty sure it’ll be my best VDay yet :D

      Feb 13, 2014 at 7:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Still need the answer for the wildly unattractive type, guys.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      “(Besides, you’ll find excellent prices on good chocolates on February 15—so wait!)”
      THAT is what I’m waiting for!

      Feb 13, 2014 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      Go to a sex club. Pretty much the only bearable place on VD.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brokeback gypsy
      brokeback gypsy

      @viveutvivas: either is such a turn off, but mentioning ‘sex club’ and ‘VD’ in the same sentence made me throw up just a little in my mouth.

      I too will be waiting for half off chocolates the day after.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chub4bears
      chub4bears

      2 words for single guys on Valentine’day; FUCK EVERYBODY!

      Feb 13, 2014 at 10:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SadLoser
      SadLoser

      Trying not to contemplate suicide, so a normal day.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • averageguy40
      averageguy40

      The great thing about being single on Valentines Day, is you are free to love as many people as you want. I don’t have a special someone, but I do have a lot of friends that love me and that is just as important. Happy Valentine’s Day, my single brothers and sisters.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Deepdow
      Deepdow

      @SadLoser:

      :(

      <3

      :)

      Feb 14, 2014 at 6:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      How about laughing your ass off as you watch your bank acct stay the same and your friends empty theirs and then they still don’t get laid!

      Feb 14, 2014 at 7:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      How I love to be kissed by this men.

      Feb 14, 2014 at 8:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • krystalkleer
      krystalkleer

      why look fer that special someone…when you can just get yerself somethin’ special…http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2014/02/bleedn-hearts-club.html

      Feb 14, 2014 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iMort
      iMort

      I don’t have time for all that stuff, I’m leaving work early when that model comes to pick me up!

      Feb 14, 2014 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Deepdow
      Deepdow

      @krystalkleer:

      Because nothing is truly special unless you can share it with someone else !

      Feb 14, 2014 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BJ McFrisky
      BJ McFrisky

      11. Watch porn and masturbate.

      Feb 14, 2014 at 9:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @BJ McFrisky: That sounds like a “liberal” thing for you to do, JO McFrisky, so maybe there’s hope for you yet!

      Feb 14, 2014 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • misterhollywood
      misterhollywood

      This is a wonderful post and something I will be sharing with others. What I like about the message here is the hopeful, uplifting tone. Truly – very meaningful. Will try to link this from our blog to your or at least through an email to people.

      Thanks Queerty!


      John
      http://www.straight-or-gay.com

      Feb 14, 2014 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • barkomatic
      barkomatic

      I’m going out to the bar. On Valentine’s day there are so many desperate, somewhat depressed men out with their friends that its like shooting fish in a barrel.

      Feb 14, 2014 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BelleBackstage
      BelleBackstage

      I watch movies about dysfunctional couples on Valentines, take solace in other people’s misery. You can read about my list of movies here: http://whatculture.com/film/valentines-singles-8-movies-prove-alone-way-go.php

      Feb 14, 2014 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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