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Get Your Tally Wacked By Half-Naked Waiters In Dallas

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Tallywackers is a new dining establishment coming to Dallas. Per a help wanted ad posted to Craigslist, it appears to be a bar and restaurant specializing in hot dogs and other phallic-shaped foods served up by a staff of half-naked hunks.

In other words: It’s the male equivalent to Hooters. And we’re sure it’s going to be a huge hit in the Oak Lawn geighborhood. How could it not?

Related: Police Searching For Underwear Bandits Who Stripped During Restaurant Heist

The restaurant, which is billing itself as the “newest and most exciting place to be,” is currently hiring bartenders, servers, cooks, bus boys and hosts, and is expected to open some time next month.

Let’s just hope servers in super skimpy briefs don’t violate any health department regulations.

Related: WATCH: The Naked Chef Is Back To Work His Meat

Scroll down for photos from the restaurant’s hiring event held last weekend…

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h/t: Dallas Eater

 

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