Giuliani: Dress Cost Campaign
In other Saturday Night Live news, former presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani also made an appearance on the surprisingly rejuvenated show.
The Republican popped into Weekend Update to explain why his campaign fell apart. No, it wasn’t his ill-conceived Florida plan, but the fact that he appeared in a dress when he hosted the show about a decade ago.
The poor, delusional thing…
Nope, Rudy, it wasn’t the blue dress, it was your personality, your record, your politics, and your hypocrisy, perfectly embodied by your using taxpayer dollars to ferry your concubine around New York and Long Island, while you were still married on your wife, Donna Hanover. People aren’t as stupid as you Rethuglicans think.
Well, Rudy, try a pink slink and see how it goes in 2012. Somewhere there’s a Success Outfit, even for YOU. :::smoochies:::
Hello – 10 years ago, blue dress? Monica Lewinsky and her Bill Clinton spooge stain in 1998. Duh. For a bunch of people who pride themselves on pop culture knowledge, you can be dense. An obviously too subtle reference to the Clinton Scandals the same night that Hillary was appearing on SNL.
Here I was thinking it was because he was a power-crazed blooddrunk thug. Silly me, twas the dress.