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Give Your Grindr Profile A Much-Needed Makeover With Davey Wavey

Screen Shot 2014-09-02 at 11.15.48 AM“Building a relationship on a foundation of lies is like trying to pee with a boner,” says Davey Wavey.

If you have a spare four minutes, you can hear this man dispense even more relevant advice on how to lure potential hookups through online dating apps.

Among his tips for a “sexy online dating profile makeover” are the obvious: “be authentic,” “don’t gorge yourself like Grindr is a man buffet,” and “don’t be an asshole.”

He leaves out the most obvious tip for successfully securing a hot hookup for the night, which is “look like me.”

But if you can’t be so lucky, just make sure you actually look like your profile picture. There’s nothing worse than arriving at a Grindr date to find out his profile picture is 12 years old.

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Sep 2, 2014
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  • 9 Comments
    • NG22
      NG22

      I know there’s a lot of Davey dislike. And people can think whatever they want about him. But for the purposes of Grindr/dating apps, he’s very appealing. Good-looking and great body. Doesn’t matter if you don’t agree. Most people do. If you don’t like the way he speaks or what he says, I’m sure you could find something to stick in his mouth.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • buffnightwing
      buffnightwing

      I seriously doubt davey wavy could take in his mouth what I have to offer. Then, he wouldn’t know what to do with it.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieru
      Kieru

      @buffnightwing: I gather you’re trying to imply how enormously well-endowed you are and that Davey is simply not knowledgable enough in how to satsify a man of your size.

      But really all I get from reading that is that you must have some circus freaks how junk that no mere mortal can comprehend.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NG22
      NG22

      @buffnightwing: Could I give it a try?

      @Kieru: I know, right? Pics or it didn’t happen.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      @buffnightwing: I’m sure there are many things in the real world that Davey Wavey couldn’t handle, but I’m guessing he knows his way around a large piece.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      I would do Davey Wavey in a New York minute and then do him again in another five. He is totes adorbs.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      An article every week on this one youtube star seems excessive. Is he on the Queerty staff himself, or is one of you just extremely obsessed with him? There must be other LGBT people or allies who have done something interesting this week. The years-long focus on him suggests that the rest of the community has little to add. We’re bigger and better than this.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 7:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      What would Davey know about how hard it is to pee with a boner? I’m like 99.9 percent sure he sits.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • buffnightwing
      buffnightwing

      12 year old girls like this queen? What a sick world.

      Sep 3, 2014 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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