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Glenn Beck Thinks Hillary Clinton Will Be Having Lesbian Sex In The Oval Office

Glenn Beck has had some outbreaks of sanity on occasion, most notably when it comes to marriage equality. Fortunately, for all of Beck’s fans, he has managed to overcome this right-wing disability by proclaiming that Hillary Clinton is such an opportunist that she “will be having sex with a woman on the White House desk if it becomes popular.”

Beck’s accusation (or perhaps fantasy) came during a conversation on his radio program about politicians who changed their position on marriage equality. Beck’s point, which is well taken, was, if marriage is really a civil rights issues, politicians should have been standing up for it when it was unpopular. Of course, he managed to undo that reasonable thought by proclaiming that Clinton would announce she was a lesbian if she thought it would help her 2016 presidential prospects.

Watch for yourself:

H/t: RightWingWatch

 

By:           John Gallagher
On:           May 1, 2014
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  • 9 Comments
    • BJ McFrisky
      BJ McFrisky

      If Bill won’t touch it (and I hear he’ll fuck a donut with a hole in it), then I doubt that any self-respecting lesbian would venture anywhere near the hills and valleys of Hillary’s ancient and pliable anatomy.

      May 1, 2014 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      BJ, go put anti-fungal on it. (but, don’t hit your brain, it will dissipate.)

      May 1, 2014 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      Glenda is preoccupied with`gay sex.

      May 1, 2014 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      @jckfmsincty: Hahahaah you funny, I will penetrate him in the oval office. I know he will come for more.

      May 1, 2014 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo
      Blackceo

      Won’t she? IJS… Hillary 2016!!!

      May 1, 2014 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Verlaine
      Verlaine

      What difference does it make! Here’s hoping that Hillarhoid has finished her politcal career. We’ve had quite enough Clintons and Bushs, thank you.

      May 1, 2014 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • macmantoo
      macmantoo

      And if she does, what’s the big fucking deal-she would be President. And she is going to be the next President.

      May 2, 2014 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DK
      DK

      The best part about Hillary winning will be having an experienced, strong leader in the White House to keep the country progressing on the fronts of freedom, equality, security, and opportunity.

      The second-best part will be watching Tathuglicans’ heads explode when their Benghazi Lewinsky scandalamongering witch hunt makes Hillary more popular than ever, just like always.

      Stupid people repeat the same errors. Republicans are stupid.

      May 2, 2014 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      Whatever Hillary does, Glennderthal won’t be getting any of it, so he’s just envious. Isn’t there a canyon he can just go throw himself in, holding Rush Limbaugh’s and Sean Hannity’s ankles, and spare the rest of us?

      May 2, 2014 at 10:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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