We may dig dick, but we find a certain eerie comfort in old women's titties. No doubt, then, we're tickled a pervy shade of pink over Chris Zimmerman's forthcoming "Golden Girls Gone Wild" exhibit.
Our cousin Jossip describes the Frontiers-sponsored Los Angeles show, which features a breast bearing Bea Arthur, thus:
Bea Arthur, like you’ve never seen her before, and never, ever want to see her again.
Obviously they don't know us at all.
Homo Jack E. Jett, meanwhile, sent us an email this morning which read, "My buddy Lenora has purchased some artwork that in my opinion is priceless."
Who knew Bea Arthur and her 85-year old breasts could feed so many contradictions??
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john currin painted bea arthur nude in 1991 (the following link is the best image i could find online of the painting)
http://supervert.com/essays/ar.....rrin_1.jpg
This is the best news I've heard all day. And somehow I can't stop staring.