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Golden Globes: Madonna Sticks It To Gervais, Clooney Envies Fassbender’s Member

Most of Ricky Gervais’ sharpest skewers from last night’s Golden Globes (see all the winners here) were reserved for people who were not in the room: Kim Kardashian, Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler. But he did pull out a pretty good one for Madonna, whom he introduced as “just like a virgin,” followed up with a big sarcastic cough.

Madonna bit back at the tart comic: “If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don’t you come over here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years… on TV.”

See, she’s calling Ricky a girl, ’cause… Oh nevermind.

George Clooney got a little risque too: After winning the Best Actor award for The Descendants, he thanked Michael Fassbender for taking over the full-frontal male nudity quotient in Shame. Then Clooney made the star-studded audience blush with a joke about Fassbender’s sizable five-iron.

And thank you George, for injecting some sizzle into another otherwise tame awards show. Lets hope there’s a wardrobe malfunction or something at the Oscars.

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Jan 16, 2012
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  • 13 Comments
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      George Clooney had the best line of the night, talking about the size of Michael Fassbender’s cock in ‘Shame’.

      Madonna, with her faux British accent, squashed rack and giant insect head, was just tiresome.

      Jan 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      The GGs: in vino veritas.

      Jan 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      Now that Winslet has her GG, can she NOW go the fuck away?!

      Jan 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan
      Bryan

      “Sticks it to” makes it sounds like it was a particularly harsh or witty jibe. Neither of which it wasn’t

      Jan 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marie Cohn
      Marie Cohn

      Leave it to Georgie to actually advert to checking out Fassbender’s member.

      Jan 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmmeeeyyy
      Timmmeeeyyy

      You realize the Gervais/Madonna exchange was written by the show’s comedy writers, right?

      Jan 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Everything you see is scripted. None of the jokes are improvised.

      Jan 16, 2012 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve sydney
      steve sydney

      @christopher di spirito: Elton? Have you taken over Christopher’s account? Don’t get mad because she won the award and not you..

      Jan 16, 2012 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      @steve sydney: Are you drunk or high?

      Jan 17, 2012 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • arbiter
      arbiter

      Oh god… yeah, painfully scripted, and Madonna’s an old, washed-up trollop with no talent or substance to speak of. She never really had anything beyond catchy pop tunes and some ill-conceived controversy over her sluttiness. I say please go away. And why did they try to reign in Ricky so much?? He’s the only reason anyone paid much attention to the GG’s in the past ten years (or more)!

      Jan 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      While I did not see the entire show (Downton Abbey was on!) I did see Madonna’s win. She just strikes me as totally ungracious and lacking any class. Talk about lipstick on a pig…..

      Jan 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike UK
      Mike UK

      @arbiter: if you think ricky is that funny please keep him over there, personally I find him as funny as dog shit on the pavement!

      Jan 17, 2012 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      Are we still pretending to like this average singer who made two tolerable movies, a bunch of bombs, and a catalog of forgettable 80s pop songs?

      Madge, honey, it’s 2012. Time to reinvent yourself as someone relevant.

      Jan 19, 2012 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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