POP BROWNIES

Goodlooking Bad Boys, Clooney’s Claws Come Out, The Continuing Adventures Of Miley Highrus & More!

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– Call me crazy, among other things, but Miley Cyrus is perfect. At the European Music Awards, the wrecking ball donned a fur chubby, an impossibly high-cut bodysuit, and a Chanel bag housing a joint and possibly all her future bad decisions. Adam Lambert was nowhere to be found for the subsequent puff-puff-pass.

– On the other end of the troubled pop tart spectrum, Justin Bieber missed out on the EMAs due to “food poisoning.”

– And for everyone wondering what happened to Miley, Celine Dion explains it perfectly and ad (nearly) infinitum.

Downton Abbey will return for a fifth season of early-20th century shade.

– It’s no more Mr. Nice Guy for George Clooney, who put on his reading glasses and opened a chapter on Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher.

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– If loving these bad boys is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I do want you to call the police if you haven’t heard from me in 24 hours, though.

Lady Gaga knows that in the future, your clothes will double as transportation. And all transportation will require a sequined stiletto boot:

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