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In this edition, Ricky Martin is unmarried but still sexy (and he knows it), Andy Cohen is taking over late night, and Snooki is, um, violating Lady Gaga.
*Chris Colfer (right) and Lea Michele will be returning for Season 4 of Glee, instead of getting their own little post-graduation spin-off. [The Insider]
*More Glee news: Ricky Martin will be singing “Sexy And I Know It,” the LMFAO hit, during his guest appearance on the show as a hot Spanish teacher. [Access Hollywood]
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*Speaking of Señor Bon-Bon, his publicist denies Martin is marrying his longtime boyfriend, Carlos Gonzalez Abella. “It is a completely incorrect report. Ricky Martin has no set plans to marry.” [Herald Sun]
*Although he would’ve said yes if an offer was made, Marc Jacobs thought it was a good decision not to take over Dior in John Galliano‘s anti-Semitic wake. “We agreed that it was probably best for everyone,” he said. [London Telegraph]
*Watch What Happens, the boozy Bravo talk show from Andy Cohen (left), started its five-nights-a-week run on Sunday with Kandi Burress and Questlove. Upcoming guests including Ralph Fiennes, Rosie O’Donnell and Jimmy Fallon. [Access Hollywood]
*Weekend, the slow-moving but acclaimed film about an intimate 48-hour period between two gay men, is Rotten Tomatoes top-ranked romance of 2011, beating out straight fare like Jane Eyre and Crazy, Stupid, Love. Senior-gay romance Beginners, meanwhile, took third place. But was there enough gay sex? [The Advocate]
*Watch out, Hollywood pedophiles: All-grown-up child star Corey Feldman says he will name two older men who molested him in a new memoir. “When I was 14 and 15, things were happening to me.” [The Daily Mail]
*Speaking of perverts, Snooki tweets that she wants to “rape” Lady Gaga. [Twitter]
*Gay fave and budding fashion icon Nicki Minaj gets the New York Times profile treatment, though she declined an interview. [NYT]
*That bi Bachelor contestant, Monica Spannbauer, may not swing both ways after all. Her mom says she was drunk and it was a ploy for TV. [Radar]
*We are suddenly a little less interested in Magic Mike, Steven Soderbergh‘s all-star male-stripper movie based on Channing Tatum‘s early days. “It won’t be full frontal, it’s just thongs or whatever you want to call them and underwear” [Collider]
magic
On Magic Mike, obviously an NC-17 rating would sacrifice millions of dollars. I’ll still be lined up opening day…
Kate Bushwhacked
I’m still very unsure about a Raf Simons-led Dior. I feel that he’d be a better fit at YSL, another house in need of a new director. I’m so used to Galliano’s Dior that, bringing in someone with such a quiet, minimal strength to his designs…I’m sure they’ll be brilliant, but it’ll definitely take some getting used to.
Even if Marc Jacobs heading Marc Jacobs, LV, AND Dior would’ve been completely absurd and more for any one man to bear (let’s not pretend that the output quality of all three houses would’ve been kept up at 110%, Jacobs is talented but he’s not omnipotent), his sort of New York dirty romantic style could’ve fit in a bit less awkwardly than Raf’s Belgian austerity. But still, I’ll wait to pass judgement, and hope I will be…hmm. Not surprised. But hopefully his first Dior collection will be new, fresh, 100% Raf, and 100% Dior. I know he’s capable of it.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
So … they’re *not* going to NYADA?
Chuck
Sorry, but I barely care about Glee anymore. The stories are choppy, characters come and go with no warning, the theme episodes are like bad looooong music videos, season 2 basically sucked, there are so many season breaks that it’s hardly ever on. I like Chris Colfer but frankly American Horror Story was much more exciting this season than Glee. I love Ryan Murphy but his material works much better at a later hour show.
Interesting
Weekend is only slow moving if you have ADD.
Ponch
Glee is so tired, season 4? Please give it a dignified end.
eric
Am I the only one who doesn’t find channum tating attractive??
kawneekwa
Corey Feldman? Who he?
IzzyLuna
Thanks, Queerty, for letting me know that there won’t be Channing Tatum frontal in the film. They just lost out on my $12 at the theatre. Ripping it off of a torrent site, it is.
Freddie
@eric: Yes.
AshNYC
@eric: NO, you are not alone.
Ron
@eric NO, you not alone. Besides if you want to see him nekkid just Google it. No point in paying $11.00.
Idi Amin Dada
Corey Feldman? Who he?
And more importantly, who would want to “do” anything with him?
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
@eric: Nah, I don’t think you’re alone. He’s not exactly my cup of tea either.