Are you a nerd looking for advice on how to make your teenie titties look bigger? Of course you are!
Well, now your troubles are over, because the eTransgender folk opened their double-hinged doors to help a brother/sister out. Consider this preemptively [sic]ed inquiry:
Next month I’m going to an anime convention, and I’m going in costume as a character from an anime who has huge breasts (its Fujico from Lupon the third if anyone knows what I’m talking about here).
For a while now I’ve been trying to figure out how to accuratly portray this (my own breasts arn’t that big, thank God), and a friend of mine sugested going to a transgender forum and asking.
So, in short I need advice on a relitivly cheep (I don’t have a lot of money) way of getting larger, realistic looking breasts (I’ve experimented with socks, but it’s a tad difficult to achieve the right shape ^-^).
So, how did the virtual trannies handle this queer conundrum? Poorly.
We expected the site’s administrator, “Beth” to wag a finger at this clueless cooze, but she replied with remarkable balance.
Not that I’ve tried, (a tleast I don’t think I have.)… Try small ziplock bags filled with water. Double zip bag them, and place them in your Bra…. Uncomfortable, but it might work.
Um, first of all, that’s the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard. Who’s going to use ziplock bags for breasts? They’ll get all leaky and shit. Obviously it’s been a while since Beth had to dress as a woman, because everyone knows you use red balloons to stuff your bra. Sheesh. (And, yes, the balloons must be red.)
How about we take this to the next level?
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TJ
I use to work in a club with lots of drag queens and each had their own technique of acheiving boobage. One used socks filled with rice or bird sead. I knew one queen to cut Nerf footballs in half to get that pointy 50’s look. They would say that you should go to Goodwill or the Salvation army because,for some reason,they always have a supply of enormous bras for the big breasted lady.
Paul Raposo
Condoms filled with water work great. Learned that from an Asian drag queen, who looked hot in–and out–of a skirt ]8^)
jim k
I hate to out myself as someone who knows too much, but what regular girls use is what some call “chicken cutlets”. two pieces of silicone that look like chicken strips. Place those in the bottom of the bra, and it pushes all the real stuff up top.
If you don’t want to purchase those, old pantyhose filled with birdseed can do the job for cheap.
Okay, full disclosure, I’ve hung out with drag queens and dressed porn chicks for photo shoots. As Paul Harvey would say, “And now you know, the rest of the story…”