Never have such sarcastic words been so encouraging! While fellow funny lesbian Wanda Sykes enjoyed President Obama as an audience, New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres scored a much less temperamental crowd at Tulane University. Speaking to the "Katrina Class" (these students were freshman when the hurricane hit), Ellen was funny, yes, but also qualified: Who can speak seriously about extreme failure and extreme success better than this girl?
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And this would be an example of how I fell in love with a lesbian!!
That was awesome!
She is wonderful and gives very good advice.
Wow, I am rolling :) She's so fab!
I love ELLEN!!! I was laughing so much through that!!! And she had some to the best advice ever!!!
PERFECTION!!!!
I love her, she's a real person, funny and generous.
Yay for Ellen! And yes, I'm with @Kdogg… Who would have guess I'd fall in love with a lesbian! ;-)
thank you so much for posting. that was awesome.
Mmm "I wouldn't have changed anything."
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So glad this is on video– I was there to hear my friends sing the alma mater and give the commencement address, but in this great ceremony Ellen was a major highlight. Really relates the experience to what everyone in New Orleans understands. (I'm also the one who yells "can't wait" after she says everyone will grow up to be gay. She laughed! Wow.)
I would love this but my ex is a Tulane grad. I do still love him. Curse QUEERTY.
This woman is hilarious. Thanks for posting.
I'll second the Thank you so much for posting! That was great! :D
Ellen is the bomb! Ellen for President 2016!
ugh…she's never funny.
Best commencement speech EVER!
I flippin' love Ellen. That was so great.
Ellen is pure unadulterated awesomeness.