No need to get the crumpets out, kids, ’cause the tea has been spilled.
Remember that 52-second “sex tape” allegedly of noted non-Nazi Cheyenne Jackson? Well, like the glorious stunt queens before him — namely Paris Hilton and more successfully, Kim Kardashian-West (the queen of all stunt queens) — Cheyenne is relishing in the amateurishly-lit spotlight.
Or is that Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty?
According to the New York Daily News, “one of Jackson’s pals confirmed” that the nude, tattooed dude in the short clip is “definitely” Jackson. That supposed pal went on to say that the actor loves the press because Ms. Thing has bills to pay.
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With a new CD, I’m Blue, Skies, out and a recently finished run at New York’s famed Birdland Jazz Club, that fairweather friend said the non-scandal “can only help.”
“Let’s just say he’s not doing anything to stop the presses over the tape,” Jackson’s pal claimed.
Meanwhile, NYDN ran into Cheyenne at a Q&A and CD signing on Monday at the Drama Book Shop, where they asked him about the tape. They got what passes for proof-positive in the land of the Daily News: “he shook his head as if to say no comment and smiled at us.”
Uh-huh:
Well, shady sources or not, a sex tape certainly never hurt anyone. Hell, a sex tape is ultimately responsible for this magic:
So Cheyenne Jackson, mount James Franco and ride him till the wheels fall off. Then make a sex tape of it. And the cycle continues…
Caine
According to my TiVo ‘ACTRESS’ Cheyenne Jackson will be appearing on Watch What Happens Live – I think tonight.
No seriously – it says ACTRESS on the listing.
CaptainFabulous
The problem still exists that it simply doesn’t look like or sound like him. So while he may be using the tape and the publicity to his advantage that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s actually him in it.
joemama austex
@Caine: Ha! You’re not kidding… I don’t pay attention to that Bravo crap, so I had to look for myself. 🙂
Dev
@CaptainFabulous: “Doesn’t look or sound like him?” Are you blind AND deaf? It’s totally him. You even see his tattoos.
Daveliam
I don’t see how you can possible take the “alleged” out the sex tape now based on the “evidence” that this article provides. So basically, the “evidence” amounts to:
“Some anonymous person says it’s true so it’s totally true now, you guys!”
I’m still not completely sold on it being him. I think it kind of sounds like him (not the “I need my boyfriend” part which is a being said in a goofy voice, but the moaning part earlier). However, I don’t think it looks like him. I mean, I looks like a guy who looks like him. The tattoo part isn’t totally convincing because you can’t see the tattoos, just that there is one there.
I’m not saying that it’s definitely not him. But I’m also not saying that it’s definitely him. It’s probably him, but we can’t say for certain. I guess that’s my point.
CaptainFabulous
@Dev: Are you? Did you even watch the video? Look at the above picture. That half a face just doesn’t look like him.
Ferryboi
Can we all agree that, whether it’s him or not (I don’t think so) that we all just really don’t give a crap? A not-so-sober B-lister may or may not have wacked-off on camera…zzzzzzzz.
stanhope
Let’s not forget that ditched his faithful husband for some street trick.
BrandoPolo
Who cares.
mz.sam
So this absolutely faked fiasco was a total much-ado-about- nothing clusterfuck afterall. Gullible people…LOL!
davincibarnette
Wow…and some of you are actually arguing about it. LOL!!
viveutvivas
I saw the video and it was so obviously not him I can’t believe there is still a discussion about it.
QJ201
Why would anyone want there to be any speculation that the painfully average if not small penis in that video belongs to them?
fredo777
@Caine: It’s true. I’ve already set my DVR for it.
scotshot
@QJ201: “Painfully average if not small”? You need to stop hanging out with Elephant dildos.
Rockery
@scotshot:
Its a horrible dick and an even worse c*m shot.
I don’t care if my entire face was shown, if I was him, I would deny it forever
dcleve
i called bravo got through was put on hold and told asking if this tape was real was to personal lol
BlogShag
@BrandoPolo: Obviously you also care, because you took the time to post about it.
BlogShag
I’m surprised that no one has mentioned, that if that is him kissing James Franco, he looks like he has gained 70 lbs since the earlier photos.
I think James Franco is a big closet case.
fredo777
Some of you are just being silly. His dick is fine.
Dixie Rect
I’d continue to deny it – not the most attractive penis or cum shot.
scotshot
@BlogShag: That’s Seth Rogen Franco’s kissing.