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Guess We Can Take That “Alleged” Out Of Cheyenne Jackson’s Sex Tape Now

vlcsnap-2013-09-17-10h59m09s75-1No need to get the crumpets out, kids, ’cause the tea has been spilled.

Remember that 52-second “sex tape” allegedly of noted non-Nazi Cheyenne Jackson? Well, like the glorious stunt queens before him — namely Paris Hilton and more successfully, Kim Kardashian-West (the queen of all stunt queens) — Cheyenne is relishing in the amateurishly-lit spotlight.

Or is that Ms. Jackson, if you’re nasty?

According to the New York Daily News, “one of Jackson’s pals confirmed” that the nude, tattooed dude in the short clip is “definitely” Jackson. That supposed pal went on to say that the actor loves the press because Ms. Thing has bills to pay.

With a new CD, I’m Blue, Skies, out and a recently finished run at New York’s famed Birdland Jazz Club, that fairweather friend said the non-scandal “can only help.”

“Let’s just say he’s not doing anything to stop the presses over the tape,” Jackson’s pal claimed.

Meanwhile, NYDN ran into Cheyenne at a Q&A and CD signing on Monday at the Drama Book Shop, where they asked him about the tape. They got what passes for proof-positive in the land of the Daily News: “he shook his head as if to say no comment and smiled at us.”

Uh-huh:

sarcastic-smile

Well, shady sources or not, a sex tape certainly never hurt anyone. Hell, a sex tape is ultimately responsible for this magic:

bound-3-2So Cheyenne Jackson, mount James Franco and ride him till the wheels fall off. Then make a sex tape of it. And the cycle continues…

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Dec 3, 2013
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  • 22 Comments
    • Caine
      Caine

      According to my TiVo ‘ACTRESS’ Cheyenne Jackson will be appearing on Watch What Happens Live – I think tonight.

      No seriously – it says ACTRESS on the listing.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous
      CaptainFabulous

      The problem still exists that it simply doesn’t look like or sound like him. So while he may be using the tape and the publicity to his advantage that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s actually him in it.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joemama austex
      joemama austex

      @Caine: Ha! You’re not kidding… I don’t pay attention to that Bravo crap, so I had to look for myself. :)

      Dec 3, 2013 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dev
      Dev

      @CaptainFabulous: “Doesn’t look or sound like him?” Are you blind AND deaf? It’s totally him. You even see his tattoos.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daveliam
      Daveliam

      I don’t see how you can possible take the “alleged” out the sex tape now based on the “evidence” that this article provides. So basically, the “evidence” amounts to:

      “Some anonymous person says it’s true so it’s totally true now, you guys!”

      I’m still not completely sold on it being him. I think it kind of sounds like him (not the “I need my boyfriend” part which is a being said in a goofy voice, but the moaning part earlier). However, I don’t think it looks like him. I mean, I looks like a guy who looks like him. The tattoo part isn’t totally convincing because you can’t see the tattoos, just that there is one there.

      I’m not saying that it’s definitely not him. But I’m also not saying that it’s definitely him. It’s probably him, but we can’t say for certain. I guess that’s my point.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 11:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous
      CaptainFabulous

      @Dev: Are you? Did you even watch the video? Look at the above picture. That half a face just doesn’t look like him.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ferryboi
      Ferryboi

      Can we all agree that, whether it’s him or not (I don’t think so) that we all just really don’t give a crap? A not-so-sober B-lister may or may not have wacked-off on camera…zzzzzzzz.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stanhope
      stanhope

      Let’s not forget that ditched his faithful husband for some street trick.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrandoPolo
      BrandoPolo

      Who cares.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam
      mz.sam

      So this absolutely faked fiasco was a total much-ado-about- nothing clusterfuck afterall. Gullible people…LOL!

      Dec 3, 2013 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • davincibarnette
      davincibarnette

      Wow…and some of you are actually arguing about it. LOL!!

      Dec 3, 2013 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      I saw the video and it was so obviously not him I can’t believe there is still a discussion about it.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      Why would anyone want there to be any speculation that the painfully average if not small penis in that video belongs to them?

      Dec 3, 2013 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Caine: It’s true. I’ve already set my DVR for it.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scotshot
      scotshot

      @QJ201: “Painfully average if not small”? You need to stop hanging out with Elephant dildos.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      @scotshot:

      Its a horrible dick and an even worse c*m shot.

      I don’t care if my entire face was shown, if I was him, I would deny it forever

      Dec 3, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dcleve
      dcleve

      i called bravo got through was put on hold and told asking if this tape was real was to personal lol

      Dec 3, 2013 at 11:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag
      BlogShag

      @BrandoPolo: Obviously you also care, because you took the time to post about it.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag
      BlogShag

      I’m surprised that no one has mentioned, that if that is him kissing James Franco, he looks like he has gained 70 lbs since the earlier photos.

      I think James Franco is a big closet case.

      Dec 3, 2013 at 11:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Some of you are just being silly. His dick is fine.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 12:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      I’d continue to deny it – not the most attractive penis or cum shot.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 5:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scotshot
      scotshot

      @BlogShag: That’s Seth Rogen Franco’s kissing.

      Dec 4, 2013 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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