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Guess Which Homophobic Real World Roommate Is Disgusted There’s Gay Sex Going On?

After last week’s cuddle fest, you would’ve been forgiven for thinking The Real World: New Orleans‘ Preston (the gay) and Ryan (the, ahem, straight) were getting along. Well they were, until Preston decided to have SEX WITH OTHER MEN.

Last night’s episode felt like a return to the season’s premiere, where Ryan flipped out — on the first night of meeting his new roommates — over some dude getting all up in his neck space.

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Most of the players on these shows, we know from past experience, are in it to get laid. Gay or straight, black or white, everybody wants ass. Which is why Ryan appears to have sacrificed a possible relationship with that cute blonde girl McKenzie to bone her visiting friend. (Sorry, we didn’t include that clip.)

But when Preston wants to get some play? Total ewsville to Ryan.

In the first clip you’re going to see Preston meet (and shower and sleep with) two different dudes, including “Big Thang.” This is where we establish Preston isn’t just A Gay, but one who likes to have sexual relations! How novel.

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And then there’s the morning (and afternoon) after, where Preston’s supposed flaunting of the fact that he’s getting some ass upsets Ryan, whose “everyone stop calling me a homo” complex goes to Defcon 1.

“Just knowing what’s going on right now is upsetting,” says Ryan in disgust. See, he’s fine with you being gay. So long as you don’t make anyone else think about gay men with condoms in their hands means penises and assholes are about to meet.

And then Ryan fights with Preston over whether he’s hot enough for Preston to sleep with. Dude. Just put it in your mouth already.

Raise your hand if you think, by the end of the season, these two don’t at least make out.

By:           editor editor
On:           Jul 15, 2010
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  • 55 Comments
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      He needs a spanking on that hairy butt of his!

      Jul 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pip
      Pip

      the only problem i have with his sex life is that the ‘big thang’ guy is wicked cute, but apparently he’s doin other guys instead.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sean
      Sean

      Ryan is a little bitch.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tangelo
      Tangelo

      Defcon 5 is Peace. Defcon 1 is War.

      Just being a geek. Really could careless about these shows. I keep waiting for MTV to be dropped.

      T.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      “Just don’t make it in the middle of the day you know come out and ask for condoms.”

      Yeah, because “coming out and asking a girl to shave your b*tt” is classier?!?

      Jul 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zack
      Zack

      DEFCON 5 = normal military readiness

      I think you meant DEFCON 1.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy Boy
      Troy Boy

      When Preston asked to borrow condoms the first time, why did the guy he got them from ask if he wanted “the big guy here… I gotta ‘em both. Go nuts.” Why does a “straight” guy have different sized condoms? Does he layer them? I don’t get it.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Troy Boy: Welcome to the “real” life, where everything is “unscripted”.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shanelle
      shanelle

      Look at the credits on this or any realty show. See like 12 writers listed. Aint nuthin for real on these shows. Its all veery scripted or edited or played, replayed, neutered or spayed to make a drippy droppy drama, just so u stay.

      words: Shanelle
      perfume: M.I.-A:M-I
      makeup: some store at the mall
      drawings: Goochi
      editing: Brain-0h
      fact-checker: Loosie Lieu

      Jul 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy Boy
      Troy Boy

      @L.: Touche. I’m an idiot sometimes.

      Jul 15, 2010 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PopSnap
      PopSnap

      Um… what is up with the black guys’ hair! I mean, I suppose crazy scene kid hair looks nice on SOME guys, but it looks terrible on him.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 1:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      I haven’t watched this show in a while, but Preston is starting to win me over. I might tune in just because he’s so entertaining.

      I couldn’t care less about that Ryan kid.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • eyesiq
      eyesiq

      Cannot WAIT for Ryan to make out with Preston. The whole parading-my-straight-ness-around-so-nobody-thinks-I-could-possibly-be-gay thing is like basic behavior for ultra-closeted people. I mean seriously, he initiated and carried on a conversation about how Preston SHOULD think that he’s hot. Geez, closet cases…

      Jul 16, 2010 at 2:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      I think Ryan is entitled to be disgusted with Preston’s promiscuity. If I saw a straight guy bedding a different woman every day, I’d be similarly disgusted.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 4:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shazzer
      Shazzer

      If Ryan is genuinely concerned about people questioning his sexual orientation, he really needs to loose the “Prince Valiant meets Laura Petrie” hair-do.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 7:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson
      Dawson

      There hasn’t been a decent season of The Real World since the one that brought us Scott Herman. They haven’t really even came close. I watched this season long enough to see the cast and figure out I had absolutely no interest in watching this season. I definitely think that Ryan doth protest to much. He was the only person that even remotely had a problem with the hook up in the entire house.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 9:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson
      Dawson

      @jason: While I kind of sort of agree, hell, if I saw a gay guy bedding a different man every day I’d be overly disgusted as well (especially since it is living up to an undeserved stereotype), but Ryan was the only one in the entire house to have any issue at all, and its an atmosphere where hooking up is actually encouraged.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 9:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boredwell
      boredwell

      Wuz up with that blond wig? Was Preston changing bedsheets before having sex? Why doesn’t Preston stock up on his own condoms? Preston and Ryan are both immature! Ew!

      Jul 16, 2010 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Troy Boy: Nah, you’re not. And anyway, the real, and less funny, answer probably is: he offered two sorts of condoms because… there were two er, full-masts to cover?

      (I never know how to say those words for fear of Queerty’s filter.)

      Jul 16, 2010 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Res
      Res

      @Dawson: Are you fucking kidding me? That season sucked too.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Ehrenstein
      David Ehrenstein

      Ryan is annoyed that Preston is getting it on with so many guys, but he’s even MORE annoyed that Preston says he doesn’t find him attractive.

      HAH!

      Jul 16, 2010 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gilber
      gilber

      the blond guy is CLEARLY gay,you don’t need a telescope to see this from thousand miles away.he is trying so hard to appear butch that it looks fake on him.he actually looks like a lesbian.anyway this show is all about stereotypes and i think this people are actors or just trying to be.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bloom
      Bloom

      Other than Queerty, does anyone REALLY watch this crap?

      Jul 16, 2010 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      Again, I cannot believe Ryan is surprised to know people think he’s gay-pot calling kettle black?!!!but what does this say of Ryan if he is gay? Is he playing along with the show’s proders ? i don’t get how he can truly be homophobic just by even looking so androgynous?!

      Jul 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lamar
      Lamar

      @jason: But the reason he’s so upset is because the people Preston hooks up with always happen to be guys which is not O.K in Ryan’s book. I’m sure if they were women Ryan wouldn’t have had a problem.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ponyboy
      Ponyboy

      Two is not “promiscuous.” Stop acting like church bitches.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Ryan is either a sad closet case or he is suffering from a mental illness. Nothing he says makes sense unless one of these things is true.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      Ryan = textbook closet homo. When I was closeted I avoided anything gay so I didn’t have to deal with my own sexuality. I’m pretty sure I even asked a gay guy if I were ‘his type’, just to test the waters. Too bad he’s a dick too.

      Jul 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @David Ehrenstein: I believe you just unarguably nailed it. Clase closed!

      Jul 17, 2010 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      (“Clase”? I need an editor.)

      Jul 17, 2010 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      Somebody sounds jealous! Why else would Ryan obsess about gay sex and Preston getting laid? Isn’t Ryan a hairdresser? In that line of work I would think he’d be jaded or callused to queerplay.

      Jul 17, 2010 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ToddStephens
      ToddStephens

      Just one question: Why did the cute guy with the condoms have two sizes, is he gay too (I haven’t watched the show)? Usually straight guys purchase an assortment of condoms that will fit their personal wand.

      When Real World was in Denver, every time their cast showed up at a bar there was a line out the door. At the gay bar, you could hear guys say, “I’m going to sleep with him and get on TV.”

      Preston looks okay, but he’s hot property with a camera crew in tow.

      Jul 17, 2010 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)
      @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)

      Preston’s cute hipster geek look…like it

      Jul 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmy
      Jimmy

      I have to laugh at the hand wringers who are concerned about promiscuity in a situation that essentially an extended spring break. It seems to always end up being about those who can’t cut the mustard feeling the need to rain on the picnic.

      Jul 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      HE COME OUT WHEN HIS “CAREER” IS IN THE TOILET….

      Jul 17, 2010 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      @eyesiq: BIG AGREEE!

      Jul 17, 2010 at 10:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • toby
      toby

      @L.:

      But why would a straight guy have two different sized condoms when a straight guy only has to worry about covering one mast….his own. Doesn’t he know the size of his own dick?

      Jul 18, 2010 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kendall
      Kendall

      @Ponyboy:

      It is promiscous when you haven’t had time to change the sheets, don’t even have your own condoms and have to borrow them and can’t even remember the guy’s name you just banged before.

      I would have a problem with gay piece of trach too just as I would with any straight friend hooking up so much. Obviously, the gay has low self esteem and thinks by filling his various holes that what is lacking in him and his life will be better.

      Jul 18, 2010 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jacob
      Jacob

      Cant believe how fast people get into bed :/
      EURGH!
      That is just NASTY!
      I agree with Ryan to an extent, there is no point announcing it either to let everyone know he’s getting down and dirty with someone :/
      No wonder gays get bad rep, it’s because a lot of them put sex above everything else :/

      Jul 18, 2010 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kyle412
      Kyle412

      @ToddStephens:

      Yeah, I agree. If he weren’t on TV nobody would be making moves on Preston. He should enjoy it now because it’s the most he is going to get the rest of his life.

      They all should enjoy it now. This is the least attractive RW cast that I can remember. Remember when there were goodlooking people on the show?

      Jul 18, 2010 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @toby: Well, I guess the size he gets up to depends on whether he’s thinking of Ryan or Preston. I know I do.

      Jul 18, 2010 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kris
      Kris

      didn’t something like this happen before? Like in Seattle, when Irene called Shawn a homo, and he denied it, and then they had a real world awars show, and he had a boyfriend? Ryan is very far in the closet, right now, but everyone knows he is gay.

      Jul 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robinson
      robinson

      ryan genuinely has no idea:
      http://www.realworlddailies.com/Video/How-Are-STDs-Created/092ECFFFF00A1312F001B0104AB2B

      Jul 18, 2010 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Theron
      Greg Theron

      Preston is DISGUSTING and should be hung to the public in Iran. He is SO GROSS and a disgrace to gays.

      Jul 19, 2010 at 6:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Greg Theron: Unlike you, who’s a real classy act and a role model? Rrrrrrright.

      Jul 19, 2010 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Theron
      Greg Theron

      @L.: Never said I was classy or a role model. And even if I was, jealous that people look up to me more than you? Those guys are only sleeping with that disgusting bucket full of AIDs creature ’cause he is on TV and those gays want as much as attention as possible.

      Jul 19, 2010 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Greg Theron: You call gay men “buckets of AIDS” and call for their public hanging in Iran and people look up to you?

      Maybe, just maybe, they want to switch dealers.

      Jul 20, 2010 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rhea
      Rhea

      Lol, that guy is such a closet clase.

      Jul 21, 2010 at 6:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harry Hamlin
      Harry Hamlin

      The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

      Jul 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.C
      J.C

      I love seeing gays get action like that! GO PRESTON!

      Ryan, like most straight guys fixated on us gays, is ugly. Sorry hetros, you are gentically born to be less smart, fit and attractive than us gays which equates to get laid less than us. Ryan is not even half the man Preston is. Preston, playa…keep on playin on! Ryan: the closet is getting crammed. Might want to come out.

      P.S~ Anyone get a sneaking suspecion Ryan and gang are on this blog posting comments?

      Jul 21, 2010 at 9:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael L.
      Michael L.

      @Greg Theron: Go kill yourself, or better yet, get cancer and die a slow death. THAT would be awesome! The world could use less closet cases like you, dead man walking.

      Jul 21, 2010 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark L
      Mark L

      As part of the older gay group I don’t thing we should blast our closeted brothers some little Blond gay boys just need more time to come out.I mean come on the guy likes rubbing his ass on everything, plays with everyones ears and enjoy snuggeling with everyone including his mom and guy friends.GAY MUCH me thinks so but I’ll give him the time to come out. Maybe I’ll make an appoint to get my hair did by him.

      Jul 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark L
      Mark L

      sorry that should of been we shoudn’t blast

      Jul 23, 2010 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Theron
      Greg Theron

      @Michael L.: Haha I love it. Damn, I love getting attention. I doubt I will get cancer, it doesn’t run in my family and I’m vegetarian. But thanks for trying hun. Much love :)

      Jul 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Theron
      Greg Theron

      @Kyle412: Exactly. No one would be making a move on that American Apparel/U.O. wannabe in reality, they are only sleeping with him because he’s on T.V.

      Jul 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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