Hand Job

Your hands never get much rest. Day and night (God, every night when we were single), they’re constantly working, being exposed to the elements and all sorts of nasty chemicals. Most of us don’t think about proper hand care but it’s best not to neglect them. We take great care of the skin on our face so it maintains that youthful gay glow. But come middle age, we don’t want withered Michael Douglas hands that give away how old we truly are.

We use a high duty hand wash from California North. From tough grease to that exploding bottle of Wet, it can remove any gunk from your skin.

Finish off with Clarins Active Hand Care treatment. It will comfort your skin so use it anytime, anyplace and won’t leave them feeling like you’ve just yanked them out of a vat of Vaseline.

We don’t like to go to bed wearing much of anything so these sleeping gloves that moisturize your hands overnight are not an option. It’s much too Michael Jackson-like and we absolutely refuse to go there.