Happy Endings
• Stephen Colbert had “mega” sympathy for Ted Haggard. [Huffington Post]
• Tom Ford‘s spritzing his shit all over town. And when we say “his shit”, we mean his new fragrance, Black Orchid. [International Herald Tribune]
• Melrose Place‘s just been released on DVD. While we doubt Tori Spelling will get her father’s residuals, we know that Doug Savant‘s chatting with AfterElton about his gay role on the prime-time sudster. [AfterElton]
• Is People Magazine the coming out go to? It looks that way, yes. [Jossip]
• Let’s get one thing straight: if it weren’t for the gay sex, Ted Haggard‘s gay sex scandal would only be a scandal. And don’t you forget it. [Rocky Mountain News]
Given his recent stop-the-presses reminder to the world that he doesn’t wear underwear, perhaps Black Skid Marks would be a better name for Ford’s toilet water. Anybody have Tonya Harding’s number? Perhaps she’d know who to contact about starting a Celebrity Wrestling show starring Ford and Reichen. And may the biggest ego win!