Happy Endings

• Doug Blasdell of Bravo’s Work Out died unexpectedly after being rushed to the hospital over the weekend. He was a mere forty-four years of age. No word on cause of death…

• Brandy‘s “sorry” for accidentally killing someone with her car. We should certainly hope so…

• Senator Dan Sutton will certainly be sorry if found guilty of groping a 19-year old male page. (Seriously, what’s wrong with these people?)

• “We applaud and encourage Isaiah’s realization that he needs help and his subsequent choice to seek immediate treatment for his behavioral issues,” says Grey’s Anatomy producer Shondra Rhimes on Isaiah Washington‘s trip to bigot rehab.

• Speaking of bigots: Hampton University has yet again blocked the formation of a Gay-Straight Alliance.

• So, Paris Hilton didn’t pay her rent on a storage unit, some schmuck bought all the contents and has no posted pictures of said contents online. Nothing really interesting, except this picture, of a man covered in what appears to be about a kilo of cocaine. Why? It’s a party! Duh.