Happy Endings: Brokebackwards

• Not only is George Michael admitting he is a complete mess, he is writing a song about it. Hopefully he’ll include the lyrics in the liner notes. [ITN]

• Michelle Williams may have a sort-of-lesbian romance with Cate Blanchett in the upcoming Bob Dylan movie and Heath Ledger will co-star! What a reversal. [PEN15 Club]

• Sophia Coppola‘s Marie Antoinette period drama got booed by the press at Cannes. Coppola says it’s “not for everybody,” but we expect the gays to love it, though we wonder how arch Kirsten Dunst is capable of being. [Gabsmash]

• It’s hard to get onto the cover of Vanity Fair nowadays. Really hard, in fact, unless you’re dreamy and tragic like Anderson Cooper. [The Bosh]