Happy Endings: CSI: Madonna

Mommy Madge (Her promo drive ain’t quitting anytime soon, kiddies) is lending her new dance-crazy track “Hung Up” to crossover episodes of CSI and CSI: Miami. Because blood and guts is just what you want to boogie down to on a Thursday night.

• Poland has elected a new anti-gay president. But we really can’t tease them about it too much. Look who we elected to lead our country? Twice.

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• A New Hampshire state panel is urging “state lawmakers not to allow gays to marry, not to recognize out-of-state same sex unions and not to set up a domestic partner registry for couples who cannot legally marry.” So much for “Live Free or Die.”

Consumers are taking Apple to court. They claim the company knew the screen to the Ipod nano scratches just as easily as flesh in a Joan Collins and Linda Evans catfight.

• Both Carson Kressley and Ted Allen continue to wring out as much as they can from the cash cow that is Queer Eye. Ted’s book cooks and Carson targets gay teens. A perfect set for any queenie high school chef.

• We’d be remiss in failing to acknowledge the passing of Rosa Parks. The civil rights movement she sparked cleared a path for gay rights and that oh-so-clever rhyme, “We’re here and we’re queer.”

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