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• You’ve got to be kidding, Larry Craig:

Lawyers for Sen. Larry Craig asked a Minnesota appeals court Tuesday to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea stemming from his June arrest in a public bathroom sex sting, citing a “grave procedural flaw.”

The Idaho Republican argues that a state law related to his misdemeanor conviction is unconstitutional and that it’s “manifestly unjust” not to allow him to be given another chance to prove his innocence.

This man is truly tortured. Just let it go, Craig! Get on with your life or come out, girl. And people think Hillary’s a robot?

Learn how to be gay at the University of Michigan. We’re going to wing it…

• Alleged assailant says “no hate” in attack on DC gay man.

Benzazir Bhutto’s 19-year old son and the Pakistan People’s Party leader Bilawal Bhutto Zardari came out to meet the media.

HRC up in New Hampshire.

Introducing: A Daily Show.

Neon undies.

No gay organ donation in Canada.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jan 8, 2008
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  • 9 Comments
    • ProfessorVP
      ProfessorVP

      How do we know Larry Craig’s “tortured?” How do we assume he has a conscience, profound feelings, or any sort of compass that points him anywhere but to the nearest bathroom? No, I don’t take for granted that he’s tortured.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett
      Jack Jett

      If he were to ask for my advice (and we know he should) I would tell him to embrace the toilets, and turn those urinals into urinalade. He should come out with a book that list the best glory holes in the US of A. How to avoid vice? Hand signals and course his internationally known wide stance.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster
      Dawster

      urinalade?

      nice.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      I love this guy! I hope he keeps it up (!) thru November.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ProfessorVP
      ProfessorVP

      It has been done, J. Jett, hand signals and all. It’s an internet site- I forgot the name- but it was even mentioned in the MSM. The Minny Airport bathroom was in it with a good rating for action.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David from Toronro
      David from Toronro

      But did he inhale? Swallow? Fucking asshole. Wonder what he would have said a year ago.

      Jan 8, 2008 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Danny the Tranny
      Danny the Tranny

      Keep it up Larry. You little bitch! Troll the toilets like theres no tomorrow. GO TEAM LARRY!!!

      Jan 9, 2008 at 10:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IdahoCaucus
      IdahoCaucus

      I think we should encourage Larry Craig to organize an Idaho Caucus. We may able to cancel all of the circuit parties.

      Jan 9, 2008 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seitan-on-a-stick
      seitan-on-a-stick

      Never trust a man with two first names, my mother always said. Who are they that said Hillary was a “Robot”? Oh, the right wing media pundits and the lazy gays who quote them. Everyone knows that Mitt Romney is the $6million dollar robotman and we are trying to make him spend it down!!! There’s just something about Larry. Did he get those glasses at LaserCrafters because I think he’s about to cook a goose using his eyes. No, wait. It’s just crazy Republican Larry, the typical, cheating, self-hating internalized homophobic former Senator and soon to be GOP footnote. Don’t leave Larry, we are laughing AT you, not with you. I think Larry should be a keynote speaker at the next Republican National Convention. Just ask Ken Mehlman!! ROTFL!!!

      Jan 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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