Happy Endings: Human LED

• Harvey Keitel presented Snoop Dogg with his Hip-Hop Honor, saying: “There really is no artist in any discipline, any of the arts, that I would rather give an award to. Your work effects the way young people think. I can’t think of a better honor than that. You deserve it.” There you have it: all artists should stop what they’re doing. Snoop’s way better than you in every single way.

• ENDA talks never-ending.

• “Straight influx” threatening gay retirees?

• iPod catches fire in man’s pants. And, no, it wasn’t Mike Jones.

• Gotham mag’s bachelor list includes gays, like Jono.

• Black man provides oral gay history.

• Even a suicide attempt won’t stop Owen Wilson from promoting his new movie.

• “Gay” peacock gets off on cars?

• Bob Allen denies using political position as leverage in toilet arrest. Judge tosses cash evidence.