Happy Endings: Indeed…
• We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.
• Mike Huckabee’s a manipulative bitch:
Mike Huckabee is holding a press conference right now in which he was supposed to unveil a new negative ad against arch rival Mitt Romney.But Mr. Huckabee came to the press conference and announced he’d had a change of heart and would not be broadcasting the ad after all.
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He then broadcast it for a room crammed with reporters, photographers and television cameras.
Way to take the high ground, Huck.
• Today’s Choire Sicha’s last day at Gawker. Good luck on everything, Mr. S! The Metro Section will miss your peepers.
• Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.
• Black gay man in The Netherlands refuses to be intimidated.
• God bless Giorgio Armani: he’s 543 years old and still wears a speedo.
• New York City’s dangerous.
• Kobe Bryant feels “violated” by short shorts.
• San Francisco’s gay chorus sings for Russian comrades.
• NY Times does not “recognize” America. And, quite frankly, neither do we.
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Why does everybody have to be fucking “gay” to you? Way to negate regular friendships.
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Dear StFu,
Because real, gun-toting, straight-shooting, testosterone-oozing, 110% hetro men only go out with other men in packs – never one-on-one – and then only to hunt for pussy in which to plant their seed, that’s why.
If you are harboring feelings of friendship towards another man — regular or otherwise — may I suggest reparative therapy before it’s too late, and all the girls start calling you sissyboy.
And remember Jesus loves ‘ya, but only in a emotionally distant, reproachful way.
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If not of these these two, then wonder who will be the 1st?
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“Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.”
Does it make me a girl if I want to see Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood fucking in their LOTR costumes?
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‘Kobe Bryant feels “violated†by short shorts.’
Yes, Kobe. Somebody might come up behind you, force your head between your knees, and stick their cock up your ass.
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I don’t know about these 2, but the guy in the back looks gaaay.
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So does that 7 and a half foot girlfriend on the left
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Hi boys, add me:
sergionogueira07@hotmail.com
Hugs
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Dear The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips,
What did you even say? Swirl it around and spit it out like cum much?
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Dear Tool, er, I mean StFu,
No, sweetie, spitting is something I leave to straight boys like you. It always looks so butch.
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wow this site has gone to shit. don’t expect me to visit it daily if you can’t even do an update. PATHETIC
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I have to turn in my gay credentials… who the hell are these guys?
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They are not gay. They have the same manager, and it was their job to be seen partying around Miami. I’m glad Chace was w/JC, because Carrie is my gurl, and he’s not going to mess that up. Don’t you think Carrie and Chace together and alone are to die for? BTW, I’m female, and I need a GBF. Any takers? Perez hasn’t answered me yet, but I know he will.
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“We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.”
But I’d pay for the video if they were