• Samuel Alito has been confirmed as an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Of course this only means more exposure for his "hot" son, Phil. The new guys (well, at least one of them) at Wonkette must be beside themselves. [NY Times]

• Fearing for their safety, Ford Bragg higher ups have moved those gay porn stars/paratroopers to a secret location. Wherever they are, keep them away from the video equipment and the Internet. Or not. [WRAL]

• The Cayman Ministers' Association has a problem with gay cruises and not the kind involving strangers in the park. [Caribbean Net News]

• Who says queens can't play sports? They're just falling over one another to get into the Gay Games. [Chicago Tribune]