Happy Endings: New Superman is Super-Hung

• Warner Bros. wants to reduce the size of new Superman Brandon Routh’s oversized package, giving gays everywhere a little less reason to see the film next summer. [The Sun]

• We would never have guessed it but Bill Gates and his wife make time to hang out with Indian trannies. [The Washington Post]

• The so-called “king of (hetero) strip clubs” is gay. Queerty’s two degrees of separation to the man now makes complete sense. [St. Petersburg Times]

• You can now walk for a good cause and never have to get out of bed. [The Advocate]

• The World Wide Web turns 15, which was about the age we were when we first accessed gay porn online. [CNN]