Happy Endings: Pakistani Gay Marriage

• You just know that if Judge Judy gets behind gay marriage that it must be ok. It’s only going to end with the filing of divorce papers anyway. Thanks Jordy.

• Pakistan performs its first unofficial gay “marriage”. Unfortunately, they got the “don’t marry pubescent boys barely out of puberty” part all wrong.

• A Socialite’s Life has some snapshots of what Kenny Chesney’s “fraud” might just very well look like.

• Apple is rumored to be considering an iPod that plays video. Perfect! Portable porn.

• We too have always wondered what Melissa Etheridge’s life might have been like had she “not left to find (her) fame and fortune, and stayed in Kansas and became a teacher and been gay and dealt with life there.” ABC wants to chronicle that imaginary lesbian life for the tube.