Happy Endings: The Day MK Heeded God’s Word

• God wants Mary-Kate Olsen to sell weed.

• Chris Crain takes on Mike Gravel’s taking on of Hillary Clinton.

• Fuck the election, we want to know who’ll be Australia’s top 25 queers.

• Former Gay.com president venturing into ad networking business. Says Mark Elderkin, “By developing content-rich marketing programs that span our aggregated audience, we can provide unique marketing vehicles for our advertising partners.” And by “unique,” he means “gay”.

• This cop is a fucking idiot.

• We know it’s a bit pervy – and nerdy – but we’re totally in love with Superbad‘s Michael Cera, aka Arrested Development‘s George Michael.

• Work it, Suri!

• Madonna’s a vitamin junkie. Also, turns 49 tomorrow.

• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes forfeit porn profits to avoid racketeering charges. Now they’ve just got that pesky murder trial.