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Happy Endings: The Day We Learned Something About Ourselves

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• The number one reason why men shower after sex:

…Men are 0-to-60 machines, baby, and we can stop on a dime. Two seconds before orgasm, we might savor the thought of belly flopping in a pool of love juices, but two seconds afterward, lust plummets and we just feel … well, sticky.

Until the “love juices” dry. Then we feel crusty.

• National gay groups call on Broward County Commission to take action against Fort Lauderdale’s anti-gay mayor, Jim Naugle.

Overzealous donkey needs to learn some sexual manners.

• Oakland newspaper editor Chauncey Bailey assassinated.

Black gay men come together to fight AIDS.

America’s infrastructure needs a face lift.

• Rhode Island’s lesbian divorce trial given gubernatorial green light.

Sweden’s Lutheran Church full of gay pride.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 2, 2007
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  • 1 Comment
    • Paul Raposo
      Paul Raposo

      “The number one reason why men shower after sex”

      I always knew it was because straight men hate their semen. In one of those “College Invasion” movies where porn starlets go to a frat and screw, a guy was grossed out because he put his arm around the girl he just railed and was touching cum. The woman correctly pointed out, “Yeah, it’s your cum.”

      Aug 2, 2007 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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