
• The number one reason why men shower after sex:
…Men are 0-to-60 machines, baby, and we can stop on a dime. Two seconds before orgasm, we might savor the thought of belly flopping in a pool of love juices, but two seconds afterward, lust plummets and we just feel … well, sticky.
Until the "love juices" dry. Then we feel crusty.
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"The number one reason why men shower after sex"
I always knew it was because straight men hate their semen. In one of those "College Invasion" movies where porn starlets go to a frat and screw, a guy was grossed out because he put his arm around the girl he just railed and was touching cum. The woman correctly pointed out, "Yeah, it's your cum."