Happy Endings: The Day We Were Ready

• Larry Craig to announce plans tomorrow. We bet he resigns.

• Speaking of bets. What are the odds Suzanne Craig will pull a Dina Matos McGreevey and tell all?

• Prince Harry’s ode to Diana touches the world. Mama would be proud.

• Anglican rift widens after American consecrations in Kenya. At this rate, the Communion will be nothing but a gaping hole.

• Michael Caine and Jude Law team up to remake Sleuth.

• Is injured David Beckham the biggest waste of $250 million or what?

• Cape Town gets new fag rag.

• Girls on top.