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Happy Endings: The Happy Huck Family!

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• Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee and his – um, charming – family took this picture when the politico was Arkansas’ governor. Ain’t it sweet?

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Dec 12, 2007
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  • 23 Comments
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      What a bunch of fat fucks!

      Obese people should totally be quarantined.

      Dec 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kel777
      kel777

      These dorks need to be quarantined immediately! God, LOOK at these people!!!!!

      Dec 12, 2007 at 7:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      So that’s what they do with old circus tents! How clever!

      Dec 12, 2007 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      WTF??! Are those elbow pads on his button up??

      Both his sons look like Louie Anderson

      Dec 12, 2007 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Que?
      Que?

      The Baptists are spending A MILLION DOLLARS to collect signatures opposing “gay marriage” (their quotation marks, not mine).
      Jesus, I can’t think of anything else those Godly church folk could do with A MILLION DOLLARS!

      Dec 12, 2007 at 9:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      It’s not nice to make fun (in public) of people who are obese… but in this case I’ll make an exception for myself.

      Doesn’t he know that gluttony is one of the seven original sins? Typical ala carte xtian.

      This guy is very scary (so’s his family).

      Dec 12, 2007 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Perdue
      Bill Perdue

      The perfect exmple of how gene pools are corrupted. Devolution explained.

      Dec 12, 2007 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert-Chicago
      Robert-Chicago

      If this is what happens when you allow straight marriage, I’m now against it.

      Dec 12, 2007 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      If only they had given some of that food to the Morning Goods.

      Dec 12, 2007 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett
      Jack Jett

      So much for the stripes are sliming theory and my heart goes out to the dog because you know he is the last to get to the gravy train.

      Don’t they all look like the fuck each other?

      Dec 13, 2007 at 12:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ash
      Ash

      Wow, fat people, what a crazy, crazy scandal. Jesus Christ, grow up.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 1:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • beefy
      beefy

      tweedle dee, tweedle dumb, tweedle dad, tweedle teased hair and tweedle tweener.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 7:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spunkbox
      spunkbox

      We cannot allow these people anywhere near the White House. They’ll eat it.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 9:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cjc
      cjc

      Wait, California has Baptists? I thought they were all centered around here down in Dumbfuckistan (certain state south of the Mason-Dixon line).

      Dec 13, 2007 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      Being fat is probably the worst of the 7 deadly sins because it’s the one you can’t hide.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexa
      Alexa

      Making fun of someone because they’re fat is no better than making fun of someone because they’re gay. Pick on his awful opinions and his policies, but why make fun of him – and his family, who we know nothing about – for his appearance, especially something so hard to do anything about? Even if it’s just for any other overweight people reading. Speaking as someone who used to be very heavy, hearing fat jokes about ANYONE hurt a lot, and sent me into fits of depression which usually ended in me eating even more and getting even fatter.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ProfessorVP
      ProfessorVP

      Mike Huckabee went on a well-publicized diet and exercise regimen since this photo was taken, and lost at least 100 pounds. Unfortunately, he hasn’t lost his hatred and ignorance, nor his belief that the US is a theocracy. The least important thing about Huckabee was his fat ass, but of course, that’s the easiest thing to pick on, and some people always take the easy way out.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • todd
      todd

      “The preservation of health is a duty. Few seem conscious that there is such a thing as physical morality.” Herbert Spencer. According to her book, ABC – Marlene Dietrich cheered when she read this quote…

      Dec 13, 2007 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jordanboston
      jordanboston

      Wow, thank God for the dog.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shawn
      Shawn

      Those matching his and hers shirts are just so precious, aren’t they? I’m surprised they didn’t dress the dog in one.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      Fat people make me nervous. I know it’s wrong, but there it is.

      Dec 13, 2007 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt in Boston
      Matt in Boston

      The vertical stripe theory only works if you don’t have multiple donut rolls hanging all around your waist ballooning the shirt that is trying to hide your fat.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 8:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt in Boston
      Matt in Boston

      Keep feeding that oral fixation!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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