• A group of young Dominican monks got in a bit of trouble for making a music video for The Village People's "YMCA" in a Warsaw church. Officials said it promoted homosexuality in the Catholic Church. Oh, please, that one's almost too easy…

• Britney Spears went back to rehab. We give it, oh, about twelve hours…

• Oh dear god, no! Advertising companies are looking into beaming adverts to people's cell phones.

• Some dude just started a website "to help reduce homophobic behavior and ignorance surrounding the use of the word Gay". Apparently signing up for an email address there will help put an end to bigotry. We're skeptical. Also, if there were no homophobes, we'd lose half our content.

• Anglicans aren't fucking around on that whole gay marriage thing.

• Two magic words: gay and Dynasty. Have at it…