Happy Endings: Twat’s That!?

• Paris Hilton made a press appearance in Korea this weekend. And so did her lipstick smeared teeth.

• Chris Crocker wants us to leave him alone. We will, just as soon as he stops assaulting our culture with his attention-seeking absurdity.

• John McCain’s 95-year old mother takes jab at Mitt Romney.

• Chicago Sun-Times journo, Northwestern professor and Bill O’Reilly survivor Laura Berman offers more thoughts on cutest lesbian couple. Berman explains that “tolerance” should be the golden rule. We’re going to one-up her and say that “acceptance” should be the goldenest rule.

• Gay rights debate getting loud – and expensive – in California.

• RIP Kanye West’s mother, Donda West.

• Thai national wins trans-competition, Miss International Queen, which may be a misnomer.

• A North Carolina Baptist church may be booted from state’s Baptist Convention for gay loving ways.

• Michael Petrelis takes aim at the Young Democrats of America and their seemingly fishy numbers.