Happy Endings: Tyra Hilton

• The Advocate argues Hellbent isn’t really the first gay slasher film. Beefy Jason Voorhees’s Friday The 13th is the gory winner, hands down.

• Tyra Banks got all gussied up as Paris Hilton for her talk show’s Halloween episode. What she should have done was have some well-hung stage hand dress up as Rick Salomon and re-enact One Night in Paris in its entirtey in front of a more than eager studio audience. Now that would have made for some damn good television.

• Brazilian’s are divided over how they feel about the country’s first televised gay kiss. One third of the population has said, as they trudged through the Amazon hacking away at the rain forest, “that ‘society is not ready’ for such an event.”

• If you need help in finding a Brazilian of your own to lock lips with (apparently we’re not doing a good enough job for you) head over to Rio Gay Life. (Via Gridskipper)

• Shockingly, Madonna’s gaydar hadn’t fully developed at a young age. She was clueless to the fact her brother was queer even though he had a “connection” with her ballet teacher. For Pete’s sake, Madge, ballet!