Happy Halloweenie!

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It wouldn’t be a Halloween without some constrained cocks! Our friend over at Pretty On The Outside has been keeping his eyes peeled for famous penises and offers this report card on his findings. We have to object to Spencer Pratt’s A-. That’s clearly a B. As for Adrian Grenier, POTO says, I’m not quite sure what’s going on down there, but I appreciate the effort.” Agreed.

On a related note, POTO wants you to check out his other site: Pretty At A Distance, which offers a collection of absolutely frightful drag creations.

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