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Floridian Governor and alleged homo Charlie Crist reportedly has a "sex tape" of him smooching his "girlfriend" in an elevator. GOP strategists hope to shop it around to prove the politico's heterosexuality, which would help him nab John McCain's veep spot. We won't believe Crist is straight until we see him entering a vagina. And liking it. [Politics1 via Towleroad]

 
 
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Comments (6)

No. 1 · M Shane

How do you enter a Vagia and" like it" ? how bout eatin pussy and keeping his hard on.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
No. 2 · q
Posted: May 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No. 3 · Snoodle

When you're so insecure about your sexuality that you have to shop around a sex tape…there may be an issue :p

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm
No. 4 · RPCV

I wish everyone would stop speculating about other people's sexuality. I suspect that all of us despised thinking/knowing that others questioned our sexuality, so let's do unto others as we would like to have done unto ourselves. Just a thought…..

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 5 · Maharajah

RPCV – I completely agree with you.

On a side note, when he won the elections, there were celebrations at a local gay bar here in West Palm Beach for some of the attendees assumed that he would come out of the closet and fight for gay rights. Little did we know that he would be so backward. Well, no matter what he is – I hope that in time he can be happy, and hold to the truth.

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 1:30 am
No. 6 · Mr C

No need to speculate. Gaydar is there. So we don't need to wonder. But think all of a sudden this girlfriend appears.

It's just a matter of time. But who really cares. The Republican party has girls all in their closets scared to come out.

And that's Conservatism for you :)

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 7:49 am
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