He May As Well Have Called Her Condolezzie

Nasty Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky rips into everyone’s favorite Bush cronie, Condoleezza Rice, calling a “cruel, offended woman who lacks men’s attention.” Yeah, you read that right. He called her a carpetmuncher.

He goes on:

The fascistic pol attributed that “coarse anti-Russian statement” to Rice being “a single woman who has no children.”

“If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear,” Zhirinovsky ranted on. “Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.

Maybe that’s all Condi needs to add some cheer in her otherwise war-filled life. A little piano-playing foreplay followed by a roll in the hay with a group of soldiers. Female soldiers.

Steamed about Rice, Russian pol unleashes rant [NY Daily News]