Start a League of Extraordinary Women with Oprah
If she’s really lacking direction, Hillary can always seek advice from fellow HBIC Oprah Winfrey, who knows something about trying to find your legs after conquering the world.
The two could form a shadow agency for powerful women of a certain age.
With Margaret Thatcher as their mascot, Hillary, Oprah and Queen Elizabeth II (she’s not really doing anything but cold chillin’ these days) could work to solve the world’s problems—and when that’s done, start their own version of The View. With Hills hosting home-decorating segments, natch.