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Here Are The Very Best #Cockinasock Pics You’re Ever Going To See

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Mar 27, 2014
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  • 32 Comments
    • ack747
      ack747

      Sorry, but this is stupid. Posting nude selfies isn’t going to cure cancer. If anything, I’m more alarmed by the shocking lack of any pubic hair among men, than by a cancer with a 99% survival rate that affects 8000 people in a country of 315 million.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123
      Tookietookie123

      @ack747: Just like wearing pink won’t cure breast cancer. It’s not to cure it, it’s to raise awareness.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bauhaus
      Bauhaus

      Wow! Why do men shave their pubes so drastically? The look is so unmasculine and creepy. I don’t get it.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DerekR
      DerekR

      @Bauhaus: it is not for you to get….if you don’t like it don’t look and keep your own as hairy as you please.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bauhaus
      Bauhaus

      @DerekR: I don’t like it, understand it isn’t for me to get, and I’ll look all I want.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ShowMeGuy
      ShowMeGuy

      Tattoos are so distracting.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrandoPolo
      BrandoPolo

      I nominate this guy: http://instagram.com/p/l3YhlVldgl/

      Wow.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct
      jonjct

      i wanna see some bush on my guys, but unfortunately for gay guys, the trend is against it. i love hairy guys especially when it’s up, under there. (you know what I mean). oh boy, hair makes me crazy horny. stop shaving it guys, you look so sexy unshaven.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alaska_Dude
      Alaska_Dude

      Pube shaving is becoming an epidemic. That said, I don’t see my pic anywhere on this list.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oldbrit
      oldbrit

      Queerty has published some useless and dumb shit before, but this takes the cake.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 6:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      This season’s trend in Knit Wear is absolutely stunning!
      I love the spirited photos and appreciate the yummy stampede of participants. Testicular cancer is a tragedy and can be treated if detected early.

      Now could we please get similar campaigns for colorectal cancer and prostate cancer?

      Mar 27, 2014 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aromaeus
      Aromaeus

      Yeah count me in the anti-shaved pube camp. It creeps me out. I remember learning about how my body would develop and being overly excited when I started noticing my own hair coming in. I will never understand why anyone shaves it completely. My favorite of the pics has to be the asian guy because damn that bush.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • frshmn
      frshmn

      ehh, not a huge fan of flossing while Im down there.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 8:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nudedude
      nudedude

      number 2, 6, 34. perfect!

      Mar 27, 2014 at 9:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newecreator
      newecreator

      Wow. Some of them are hung!!???????

      Mar 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lance Mullholland
      Lance Mullholland

      @ack747: Now I “get” what my old slow-talkin’, country grandpa meant when he said: ” If you don’t have anything good to say, then don’t say anything at all”.

      Funny how all those old cliches become more “real” the longer you live…

      Old-school generation of non-whiners… I admired them.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Nice pics (NFI why my last comment was “awaiting moderation”, since I stayed within all guidelines)

      Mar 27, 2014 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      Don’t understand all the criticism. Surely there was something for everyone in this lovely parade! Some people just like to scream “There’s too much food here!” while standing at a buffet.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • snarky404
      snarky404

      Guys, if you’re gonna take half nude photos of yourself in the hopes they go viral (because that’s what this is really about. Cancer? What?) please pick a better background than the back of your bathroom door, towel rack, mattress on the floor or TV.

      Mar 27, 2014 at 11:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      @Bauhaus:

      Several of the men of color still have their pubic hair, like Marlon McKenzie (YUMMMMM!!!!).

      Very nice. This raises awareness, and a few other things ;-), so what’s not to like?

      Mar 27, 2014 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mingyao
      mingyao

      At least the Asian guy didn’t shave.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whiskeyclone
      whiskeyclone

      am i the only one that finds the tongues hanging out a total turnoff.. either you actually think… a) miley is cool, b) tongues are the new duckface, or c) you’re just a total douchebag.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 4:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whiskeyclone
      whiskeyclone

      lol “raises awareness”… get real. like I need to look at totally ripped dudes to remember that cancer exists.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 4:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee
      sonofabee

      Assuming that the vast majority of these guys are straight, I guess that’s what makes the manscaping so surprising. I knew that lots of gay guys did that; I had no idea it had become so commonplace among straight men.

      Anyway, most of them look like obnoxious d-bags.

      The bearded guy with the “MEN” logo on his pic, though… hmmm… I could live with that.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cy
      Cy

      For those with a hate on for trimmed pubes, it’s like Marion Ross says in the Spiderman movie…”Nobody wants to go down on a tumbleweed.”

      Mar 28, 2014 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee
      sonofabee

      There’s a big difference between neatly trimmed and completely shaved off…

      Mar 29, 2014 at 10:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coltonblack
      coltonblack

      Love the manscapped look. I do it!

      Mar 29, 2014 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bobbibubbi
      bobbibubbi

      The vast majority of these guys are showing off their meticulously chiseled, cut, tight abs — abs that end in the beautiful V-shaped inguinal muscles (I think I’ve heard this called the Adonis Belt). If you follow classic rules of visual aesthetics, this perfect “V” is ruined by the presence of a bush down there. It cuts off the tip of the “V” formation that our eyes are drawn to following the lines that lead to it. In other words, if you’re going to show off that “V’, nothing accentuates it better than having a clear runway, a totally unobstructed view of the entire V. The ancient Greeks and Romans knew this as far back as 2000 years ago. Notice that the pubes in classic statues are at a minimum. I suspect that the objection some here have to cutting off the pubes is more of a socio-psychological “emasculating” sentiment than a true disgust with the look.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Cavalier
      Michael Cavalier

      If you liked it then ya shoulda put a ring on it…

      Mar 31, 2014 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DK
      DK

      @lykeitiz: “Don’t understand all the criticism.” You don’t understand that there’s a vocal contingent of jealous, bitter, lonely, judgmental gay men who want to dictate to everyone else how they should look?

      Old news, bro.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      The 5th from the top is the only black one and the best. All the others can go home now.

      Jun 12, 2014 at 8:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @Mezaien: They are mostly all at home. You’re so freaking numb in the brain and r*cist.

      Jun 13, 2014 at 8:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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