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Here’s Three Fabulous Looks For Ruben Diaz’s Drag Debut At NYC’s AIDS Walk

Oooh Gurl! New York Senator Ruben Diaz probably fell right out of his seat when he found out that instead of attending his anti-gay rally this Sunday he’d show up at NYC’s AIDS Walk in drag . Of course, the actual Ruben Diaz won’t be there—Queer Rising will simply have a drag queen cardboard cutout of Diaz “replete with ‘fabulous costume changes'” so people can pay $1.00 to take a photo. But still, homegirl will wanna look fierce for her drag debut, so here’s three killer looks Ms. Diaz that will feature you at your best.

THE SASSY COWGIRL

Mr. Diaz already has a reputation for being a wily spitfire evangelical, so why not compliment that reputation by wrangling him up some cowgirl duds? After all, he’s already got the hat and the attitude. Simply play some Chely Wright in the background and add two oiled-up ranch hands and the fellas will just a’line up to do-si-do with this Buckin’ Bronx beauty!

THE MIAMI NIGHTCLUB QUEEN

Born in Puerto Rico, Diaz already has the spicy Latin flavor to pull off a hot South Florida look! Just grab him a strapless tropical-colored cocktail dress, some cha-cha heels, and a couple of Cubans and he’ll be ready to set the town en fuego! Come on shake your body Diaz, do the conga. We know you can’t control your hatin’ any longer!

This is probably the best Photoshopped image we have ever created ever.

RUBEN’S DRAG RACE

What better way to prove your status as New York royalty then to come into Manhattan dressed as the baddest queen there is? That’s right—Diaz can rock the runway dressed like Starbooty, Supermodel of the World! Fans of RuPaul will queue up just for the camp value and the half-blind may even mistake him for the genuine article. Plus, when he’s done he’ll have one fabulous wig and lots of stories sure to horrify his anti-gay constituents! Bring me my girls!

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