Completely straight singer Joe Jonas recently hosted a live chat with fans and, ZOMG, he is not wearing his purity ring! This is clearly an indication that Mr. Jonas is running around town topping chicks.
Moreover, I spotted him making googly eyes at me, so I know he’s at least bi.
jack e. jett
Somewhere I have seen or heard this story before.
Queerty should just have a Closet Case Form where you guys can just fill in the name.
My Gaydar (just tuned up) says Jonas is due for a coming out in
2014. His closet if very comfortable right now.
Those NO PUSSY rings worked for him for a while.
Cam
That means he is a filthy, filthy, sinning whore and he’s going straight to hell.
Joe
@Cam: At a minimum he needs to be disciplined, by me preferably.
justiceontherocks
He’s not wearing a cock ring anymore?
Jeffree
So he go thru some reparative therapy or what? I knew that the Lisa Ling documentary on Pray Away the Gay would have some negative effects, but I never dreamed it would [gasp] turn out like *this*!
Shannon1981
LOL I knew those boys wouldn’t keep those rings on forever. In that Rolling Stone article even their mom said they were men with hormones and she wouldn’t be surprised if they “made a mistake.” And I agree, he isn’t straight LOL. Too bad it took that segment to show us.
Ian
First off Puh-leeze about the rings, South Park nailed it about those, it was a stupid Disney gimmick to make parents feel comfortable that their little girls were getting tingly while watching them so Disney could make more $$$.
Second I thought that the oldest one with the fey voice was the queer brother & got married to better hide his orientation.
Jeffree
I don’t follow music at all, basically, so let me ask: Are the Jonas Brothers still relevant musically? Other than this thread I think it’s been a while since i’ve heard about them.
Those chastity rings were ironic, right? [kidding there]
Andrew
Ugh, who cares? they were all average-looking to begin with. Love the South Park episode making fun of the rings though
niles
He’s a cute kid, and I hope he’s finally getting some – from whatever lucky person in Hollyweird.
Sexy Rexy
@Jeffree: No, they are not relevant anymore. That is why he’s making this solo album. I am sure it will be as mediocre as the music he made with his brothers.
Mykey
there’s always something about this guy that makes me all tingly inside!
Sexy Rexy
He’s about as street butch as Charo.
Accidental Bear
Maybe he lost it while fisting his brother. Geeeez! It’s no conspiracy theory people.
Jeffree
@SexyRexy: Thanks for the scoop on the JoBros. And your comment on Charo was spot on. She at least was (is?) a competent musician, according to folks I know who’ve studied flamenco guitar! Coochie coochie, aside.
christopher di spirito
Is he getting his cock sucked at a gloryhole in Dallas these days?
Sexy Rexy
@Jeffree: Thanks, Jefree. Yes, Charo works that guitar, I’ll give her that! Certainly better than the Jonas Bros.
pound em hard69
Well boys, his asshole is open for business