Heterosexual Joe Jonas Has Ditched His Purity Ring

Completely straight singer Joe Jonas recently hosted a live chat with fans and, ZOMG, he is not wearing his purity ring! This is clearly an indication that Mr. Jonas is running around town topping chicks.

Moreover, I spotted him making googly eyes at me, so I know he’s at least bi.

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By: JD
On: Mar 17, 2011
Tagged: Celebs, joe jonas, Jonas Brothers

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No. 1 · jack e. jett
Somewhere I have seen or heard this story before.

Queerty should just have a Closet Case Form where you guys can just fill in the name.

My Gaydar (just tuned up) says Jonas is due for a coming out in
2014. His closet if very comfortable right now.

Those NO PUSSY rings worked for him for a while.

Mar 17, 2011 at 10:14 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Cam
That means he is a filthy, filthy, sinning whore and he’s going straight to hell.

Mar 17, 2011 at 1:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Joe
@Cam: At a minimum he needs to be disciplined, by me preferably.

Mar 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · justiceontherocks
He’s not wearing a cock ring anymore?

Mar 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Max Campbell
@Cam:

That means you are stupid biphobic fag an? you going straight to hell. Or go to eat Chriatina’s with Jeffree-Soupy-justiceonthecrap and other busturds who imposes double standards on bisexuality!

Mar 17, 2011 at 7:33 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Jeffree
So he go thru some reparative therapy or what? I knew that the Lisa Ling documentary on Pray Away the Gay would have some negative effects, but I never dreamed it would [gasp] turn out like *this*!

Mar 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Chupa Chups
@Jeffree:

Crazy frog

Mar 17, 2011 at 8:49 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Shannon1981
LOL I knew those boys wouldn’t keep those rings on forever. In that Rolling Stone article even their mom said they were men with hormones and she wouldn’t be surprised if they “made a mistake.” And I agree, he isn’t straight LOL. Too bad it took that segment to show us.

Mar 17, 2011 at 8:59 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Ian
First off Puh-leeze about the rings, South Park nailed it about those, it was a stupid Disney gimmick to make parents feel comfortable that their little girls were getting tingly while watching them so Disney could make more $$$.

Second I thought that the oldest one with the fey voice was the queer brother & got married to better hide his orientation.

Mar 17, 2011 at 11:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Jeffree
I don’t follow music at all, basically, so let me ask: Are the Jonas Brothers still relevant musically? Other than this thread I think it’s been a while since i’ve heard about them.

Those chastity rings were ironic, right? [kidding there]

Mar 18, 2011 at 12:48 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Andrew
Ugh, who cares? they were all average-looking to begin with. Love the South Park episode making fun of the rings though

Mar 18, 2011 at 4:09 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · niles
He’s a cute kid, and I hope he’s finally getting some – from whatever lucky person in Hollyweird.

Mar 18, 2011 at 4:47 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Sexy Rexy · Member · 303 comments
@Jeffree: No, they are not relevant anymore. That is why he’s making this solo album. I am sure it will be as mediocre as the music he made with his brothers.

Mar 19, 2011 at 11:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Mykey
there’s always something about this guy that makes me all tingly inside!

Mar 20, 2011 at 4:16 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Sexy Rexy · Member · 303 comments
He’s about as street butch as Charo.

Mar 20, 2011 at 11:57 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · Accidental Bear
Maybe he lost it while fisting his brother. Geeeez! It’s no conspiracy theory people.

Mar 22, 2011 at 12:15 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Jeffree
@SexyRexy: Thanks for the scoop on the JoBros. And your comment on Charo was spot on. She at least was (is?) a competent musician, according to folks I know who’ve studied flamenco guitar! Coochie coochie, aside.

Mar 22, 2011 at 1:24 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
Is he getting his cock sucked at a gloryhole in Dallas these days?

Mar 22, 2011 at 1:39 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 19 · Sexy Rexy · Member · 303 comments
@Jeffree: Thanks, Jefree. Yes, Charo works that guitar, I’ll give her that! Certainly better than the Jonas Bros.

Mar 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 20 · pound em hard69
Well boys, his asshole is open for business

Jun 30, 2011 at 7:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 21 · ellie
you can lose a purity ring, douchetards. i did. took me a while to get a new one, too. has anyone personally asked him and reported his side of the story? didnt think so. i hope you get castrated, you green eyed assumptious monstrosities of homosapiens.

Nov 10, 2011 at 7:43 pm · @Reply · Flag