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Heterosexual Marriage Leads To Woman-Robot Marriage

In a frightening turn of events, we’re hearing the legalization of heterosexual marriage has led to extremely bizarre behavior among human king: the wedding of a woman to a robot. Even if R2D2 is arguably the world’s most famous bot (though C-3PO might argue otherwise), Bonnie Burton’s marriage to this piece of machinery can only spell the fall of mankind.

[Romancing the Droid: Why I Married R2-D2]

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